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Lambooty

  1. RT @Eamxes: Good sex > Love
  2. @stewie_emahh @Dee_prada I'm celibate.
  3. Malota? Virgin? Chill please “@NiiN0i: Yo, what about us virgins? RT @Lambooty: Don't waste your emotions. Only like people you can fuck.”
  4. Please tell us more RT @TheMamoose: You can o, ok bye RT @Lambooty Problem with twitter crushes is you can't just fuck them and be over it.
  5. LOL what is this? RT @dephrank: Una dey tweet height. Lamide is teaching us the thing. Dull people. Una brain like tv. Ha! Lamide! ______o_
  6. Don't waste your emotions. Only like people you can fuck.
  7. Problem with twitter crushes is you can't just fuck them and be over it.
  8. Bless you! RT @MissIgho: A short dude with a tall wallet > A tall dude with scraps.
  9. Yes RT @PlaybackGenius: can u settle with a man shorter than u?
  10. New tweeters, a pretty avi won't get you lots of follows and retweets. You have to sleep with your followers too.
  11. LOL Please don't even start this night. Let's all just tweet in peace and unity.
  12. Only your pocket will determine if I'm gonna get turned on or not.
  13. “@Di0xide: *tumble dry after pls*RT @WalleLawal: @MissCoookieGT this your hair is a wonder oh! Never knew natural hair could look so good!!”
  14. RT @Eamxes: Are there any of you on here that are turned on by extremely hairy legs?
  15. Gigi :* RT @TheGiammatti: #Ogbomosho RT @Lambooty: Yup! I sure love my boogers! “@_NarCsist: Bet nose picking is a turn on for some of you.”
  16. Yup! I sure love my boogers! “@_NarCsist: Bet nose picking is a turn on for some of you.”
  17. LMAO @ predominant! “@NomskyN: Some of you are really pretty. The predominant problem is still the forehead”
  18. If your boyfriend stammers, delay commitment.
  19. Never EVER trust people that stammer!