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  1. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  2. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
  3. B4 you criticize someone, u should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  4. Going to church (synagogue) doesn't make you a Christian (Jew) any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  5. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  7. I had a little dreidel, I made it in my mind, An imaginary dreidel, is the hardest one to find.
  8. Shabb. on Tap-Fri.12/4 7:15pm-Dilworth Neighbrhd Grill-Charlotte. New blog posts re: 'Rabbi I hope to be" & 'LShon Hara' www.mjshields.com
  9. Community interfaith service: Rabbi Michael Shields of Lake Norman Jewish Congregation to preach. 5 p.m. Nov. 22. 565 Jetton St., Davidson.
  10. We should all follow Daniel Gordis. Gordis captures the importance of Israel for the Jewish People. My blog post: www.mjshields.com
  11. We should all follow Daniel Gordis. Check out latest blog post. Gordis captures the importance of Israel for the Jewish People.
  12. Need 35 copies of Shabbat Family Siddur for the congr but alas no $. It's rad. http://behrman.powerwebbook.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=6063
  13. A new posting on my blog about the value of wearing kippot and tallit. www.mjshields.com and Rabbi Amy Morrison is the coolest!
  14. http://bit.ly/1YuSPg Camp changes lives. Register: www.campcoleman.com Scholarships - http://www.onehappycamper.org/
  15. Save the Date: "Shabbat on Tap-Charlotte" - Friday 12/4 7:15pm see: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=167843216119&ref=ts
  16. Reform Movement endorses Affordable Health Care for America Act just passed by U.S. House of Reps. Read more on my blog: www.mjshields.com
  17. Finishing 'Saving Israel' by D. Gordis, a little Talmud study, & dreidel practice to prep for congreg.'s 'High Stakes Dreydl Tournament.'
  18. Kabbalat Shabbat w/our new pianist. Got rhythm come play a drum. All welcome. Friday 7pm Fairview UMC 1430 Mecklenburg hwy, Mooresville, NC
  19. SAVING ISRAEL w/author Dr. Daniel Gordis 11/16 7pm-St. Alban's Episcopal Church, Davidson, NC Dessert Reception&Book Signing following.
  20. Domestic Abuse occurs in our community and in yours. The Charlotte Jewish community is taking action. Read my blog post: www.mjshields.com