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  1. Latest unmarked mom package: choco-macadamia-caramel-candy-cane popcorn. We who are about to gorge salute you. (thanks mom!)
  2. Ariel Levy on how we chewed up and spat out Caster Semenya: http://tinyurl.com/yggp34r
  3. @AJDaulerio Next time I'll be sure to give McNabb my swine flu.
  4. Aaand 2 minutes appears to be more than enough time to blow any fucking chance. #DanSnyderGaveMeSwineFlu
  5. @AJDaulerio Come on - it's like giving the blind crippled kitten a scrap of tuna. Let the damn thing enjoy it.
  6. (didn't mean to get anyone excited - they still have 2 full minutes to blow it) #dansnyderkilledmyturkey
  7. Redskins ACTUALLY WINNING will fully make up for having the flu on T-giving. And if it's the Eagles, extra whipped cream on the pie.
  8. How 'Twilight' is shilling lies about men: http://tinyurl.com/yjdckz9
  9. @rachelsklar Seen it, loved it. "White meat. Dark Meat. All Will Be Carved." Cant stand Eli Roth, but that is brilliant.http://bit.ly/8NCtzb
  10. Cooking with the Lafskys: Everything tastes better smothered in booze.
  11. New NFL public service announcemnt: Drew Brees throwing a spiral on White House Lawn...perfect pass in slo-mo..who's gonna catch it...Obama!
  12. Trader Joes on the day before T-Giving = Fall of Saigon Redux (I tweeted the same thing last year, and it still applies)
  13. Seems in all the fuss over his onstage fellatio, we forgot to mention that Adam Lamberts music is wrist-slitting awful http://bit.ly/6uVpe2
  14. Damn it all. RT @GlynnMacN As I have sadly suspected RT @palafo: NYC Sidewalk Homeless Org Called Fraud by Atty General http://bit.ly/5kFTJT
  15. New job! Come check out the site: http://bit.ly/5IlL3G
  16. @Deadspin I hate Steelers fans as much as anyone, but puppy-killers is bit much- i bet Snyder eats kittens in his sushi http://bit.ly/4nz6Ar
  17. God I hope so: RT @LATimesbiz Is 'Pulp Fiction' screenwriter Roger Avary tweeting from jail? http://bit.ly/83pyau
  18. Twilight's appeal explained by a guy (this is brilliant): http://theoatmeal.com/story...
  19. Me too..& its awesome RT @brianstelter Finally reading Brit Writer Who Thinks NYC Pretty Much Sucks: A Formal Response: http://bit.ly/61HIR7
  20. My take on Twilight's popularity: Men don't offer to die for you anymore. they just send you booty texts. #Twilight