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  1. Even though it's in my pocket, my cell phone ringing makes my crotch vibrate. This was a surprise.about 2 hours ago from txt
  2. Just found a hard of broken glass in my smoothie. Mmmmmm, death smoothie!12:52 PM Jun 28th from web
  3. There is no water! AGAIN!!! >:S5:39 PM Jun 22nd from txt
  4. This house is fucking INSANE!3:51 PM Jun 10th from txt
  5. Just bought myself a new bathing suit for the first time ever!6:54 PM May 24th from txt
  6. Just got my first drunk asshole of the night. He called me a dumb bitch and my manager a coon. Needless to say, he didnt get his snack wrap.11:28 PM May 8th from txt
  7. Maresie dotes an dosie dotes an lil lamsey disey akiddilly divey do!9:31 PM May 2nd from txt
  8. First overnight shift at McD's. Two hours in. God, this is boring.10:24 PM May 1st from txt
  9. There's a raspberry strudle in my shower. What the fuck?1:34 AM May 1st from txt
  10. @zestylime. If you're up and want to talk, call me. 413-429-748110:11 PM Apr 30th from txt
  11. I have had an awful day.10:06 PM Apr 30th from txt
  12. HAPPY EASTER!!5:06 AM Apr 12th from txt
  13. I love kids because the smallest things make them happy.9:07 AM Mar 29th from txt
  14. My manager just told a coustomer to 'check his attitude outside' XD6:56 AM Mar 28th from txt
  15. Back to work tomorrow. Still feeling sick. Gonna get some DayQuil, I think.1:47 PM Mar 27th from web
  16. @WEIRDNEWS: http://img.photobucket.com/... (It's covered in Legos)12:56 PM Mar 27th from web
  17. @scixual Have you seen Life on Mars yet? I think you'd enjoy it.12:09 PM Mar 27th from web
  18. I love the sound of rain on the hood of my car, or rain on any roof, really. It's a safe sound.2:37 PM Mar 26th from txt
  19. Completely mixed up toady. Keep thinking it's Saturday.1:52 PM Mar 26th from web
  20. OMG I NEED ONE!!! http://tinyurl.com/d9mao812:26 PM Mar 26th from web