LadyLorraLaughs
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If I was rich, I would hire James Earl Jones to read my timeline to me. Every now and then, I would say "Oh, that's funny. Star that."
7:03 AM May 20th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is...
2:57 PM May 20th
via web
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what's the correct answer to the question, "are you ticklish?" - I have the shits...
2:32 PM May 20th
via web
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good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time...
2:31 PM May 20th
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been there, done that but can't remember any of it, nor where I put the T-Shirt...
2:31 PM May 20th
via web
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hobbies are for people who lack direction...
2:26 PM May 20th
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I fart on the first date...
2:24 PM May 20th
via web
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the police pulled my over the other day and asked if I'd been drinking. "Don't be ridiculous" I said, "I can't afford petrol AND alcohol"...
2:17 PM May 20th
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just found out I passed my drugs test. My dealer has some explaining to do...
2:15 PM May 20th
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Join the marines! Travel to foreign places, meet exotic people and kill them!
2:06 PM May 20th
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Don't steal. The I.R.S hates competition...
2:05 PM May 20th
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I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying that you've got some bad luck when it comes to thinking...
2:02 PM May 20th
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There are 3 types of people in this world; Those who are good at maths and those who aren't...
1:59 PM May 20th
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ Happy Weekend Tweety Birds :o) x
10:47 AM May 18th
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@ can you bring a duvet with ya? Can't find the sleeping bag right now x
6:31 AM May 12th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hello mr weekend. I'm exhausted. Can we just cuddle tonight?...
9:37 AM May 11th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ you always know when anything is prefixed with "spoilers" its definitely worth a watch! Shame not available in my region :o(
11:42 AM May 9th
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@ sorry? dont understand
11:57 AM May 8th
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@ realised yesterday I am Penny. My check engine light on my car is on too :oP
11:51 PM May 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ @ @ if you guys like yours hot, I'll get chilli peppers for yours :o)
1:57 PM May 7th
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- Name Selina H
- Location Isle of Man
- Bio Mad as a hatter, nuttier than squirrel turd, as subtle as a kick in the knackers. All about the lolz though a little close to the knuckle with it occasionally
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