LadyAudley
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Correction: probably could have walked. Or strolled. Casually.
7:56 PM Aug 15th, 2009
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In the time it's taken Yahoo to attach these pictures, I could have printed them out, driven 700 miles, and hand delivered them.
7:54 PM Aug 15th, 2009
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Am a fan of scifi & social justice-liking this Feministe analysis of SGU casting: Hoping for better things from SGU.
11:21 PM Aug 14th, 2009
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A squirrel, asleep under the neighbor's air conditioner, dangles a paw over the edge of the windowsill. I know the feeling, little guy.
5:47 AM Aug 10th, 2009
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Oh, hai, traffic! Traffic, have you met overcrowded bus with no A/C? Let's get acquainted!
3:55 PM Aug 9th, 2009
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Using tweet #200 to say how much I'll miss Jim Johnson, whose work meant more to me than Michael Jackson's.
8:10 PM Jul 28th, 2009
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So, middle school was an agonizing time with mean kids in a crumbling building. But when this cafe plays "Save Tonight," I almost miss it.
2:04 PM Jul 28th, 2009
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Rock on, Charlie Chaplin look-alike in an aqua fedora. Rock on.
1:57 PM Jul 25th, 2009
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New favorite exercise: walking back and forth across a museum floor to look at Monet's water lilies at 30 in and 30 ft, over and over again.
7:03 PM Jul 24th, 2009
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@ I would very much like to have you follow me. I don't know where I'm going, but I try not to be dull.
6:49 PM Jul 24th, 2009
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Why do I only get proposals from creepy,smelly strangers? Where are the employed, poetry-reciting strangers? Do they have a special hangout?
6:47 PM Jul 22nd, 2009
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Oh, spaztastic internet. Are you in a sympathy strike with my brain this morning? How sweet.
7:16 AM Jul 21st, 2009
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A star can mean hugs or laughter or agreement. But I suspect it's most often used to say, "your fart joke made me shoot milk out my nose."
8:07 AM Jul 16th, 2009
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Repeatedly spelling my email address incorrectly would be less frustrating if it wasn't my name.
7:03 PM Jul 10th, 2009
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were rejected for being absurd, clumsy, or just stupid. There has never been a
7:06 PM Jul 9th, 2009
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When the phone kept ringing, I thought it was an emergency. Not so: my parents couldn't figure out why a 10X10 shed is bigger than an 8X12.
4:00 PM Jul 8th, 2009
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There is no self loathing quite so poignant as remembering (hours later) that I haven't washed the grits pan.
8:32 AM Jul 8th, 2009
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Public art/life/performance portraits, streaming from Trafalgar Square. Pretty cool.
8:16 PM Jul 7th, 2009
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When you sign email "LOL.", I don't hear laughter. I hear menacing thugs in suits saying, "that was humorous. Why are you not laughing?"
12:08 PM Jul 6th, 2009
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Ms. Walmart, thanks for your email! You also sound to be nice. The apt has many good equipments. Will you like to send deposit right away?
10:16 AM Jul 5th, 2009
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