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  1. Correction: probably could have walked. Or strolled. Casually.
  2. In the time it's taken Yahoo to attach these pictures, I could have printed them out, driven 700 miles, and hand delivered them.
  3. Am a fan of scifi & social justice-liking this Feministe analysis of SGU casting: http://bit.ly/14vBLx Hoping for better things from SGU.
  4. A squirrel, asleep under the neighbor's air conditioner, dangles a paw over the edge of the windowsill. I know the feeling, little guy.
  5. Oh, hai, traffic! Traffic, have you met overcrowded bus with no A/C? Let's get acquainted!
  6. Using tweet #200 to say how much I'll miss Jim Johnson, whose work meant more to me than Michael Jackson's. http://bit.ly/RjeGJ
  7. So, middle school was an agonizing time with mean kids in a crumbling building. But when this cafe plays "Save Tonight," I almost miss it.
  8. Rock on, Charlie Chaplin look-alike in an aqua fedora. Rock on.
  9. New favorite exercise: walking back and forth across a museum floor to look at Monet's water lilies at 30 in and 30 ft, over and over again.
  10. @docbrite I would very much like to have you follow me. I don't know where I'm going, but I try not to be dull.
  11. Why do I only get proposals from creepy,smelly strangers? Where are the employed, poetry-reciting strangers? Do they have a special hangout?
  12. Oh, spaztastic internet. Are you in a sympathy strike with my brain this morning? How sweet.
  13. A star can mean hugs or laughter or agreement. But I suspect it's most often used to say, "your fart joke made me shoot milk out my nose."
  14. Repeatedly spelling my email address incorrectly would be less frustrating if it wasn't my name.
  15. #1stdraftmovielines were rejected for being absurd, clumsy, or just stupid. There has never been a #1stdraftmeme
  16. When the phone kept ringing, I thought it was an emergency. Not so: my parents couldn't figure out why a 10X10 shed is bigger than an 8X12.
  17. There is no self loathing quite so poignant as remembering (hours later) that I haven't washed the grits pan.
  18. Public art/life/performance portraits, streaming from Trafalgar Square. Pretty cool. http://www.oneandother.co.uk/
  19. When you sign email "LOL.", I don't hear laughter. I hear menacing thugs in suits saying, "that was humorous. Why are you not laughing?"
  20. Ms. Walmart, thanks for your email! You also sound to be nice. The apt has many good equipments. Will you like to send deposit right away?