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LadyAmandaBrett

TheTweetOfGod Donald Trump is an asshole's asshole. He's the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say, "Now THERE'S an asshole." about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 840 others
firstworldfacts The average user spends about 3.5 hours a day on Twitter. Twitter "addicts" tend to spend about 10.4 hours a day. 6:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 504 others
damnitstrue Take a deep breath and use one minute to count your blessings. For 60 seconds, your life seems just fine, because it is. Repeat as needed. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 819 others
DoctorKarl MISTAKE ALERT. It's because I mis-read E=mc^2. Einstein's equation really is E=sq rt((momentum^2 x c^2) + (rest mass^2 x c^4)). Sorry, Karl about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 9 others
firstworldfacts You use 72 muscles when saying the word "F*ck". about 7 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 1071 others
firstworldfacts Men fall in love more based on appearance, & Women fall in love more based on personality. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 1008 others
nytimes Police Say Severed Foot Was Sent to Conservative Party Office in Canada nyti.ms/JTTjnT about 4 hours ago via The New York Times Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 118 others
@cathynewman @oliverjamesking @manijournali that is brilliant well done. Best news on the telly about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to cathynewman
@Saggydaddy @lynncschreiber @konnolsky hahahaha bloody brilliant!!! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Saggydaddy
@EmmaK67 sod that. Block about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to EmmaK67
@Mike_Zeller1 better day than yesterday for a walk. I waited till today to mow the lawn. Would have passed out yesterday! #notcomplainingtho about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Mike_Zeller1
@Quinonostante I used to work for a Mental Health Trust and look after their charitable funds. That is a HUGE amount to spend a year #ukmh about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Quinonostante
KarlTurnerMP bit.ly/KoC4jh 2 years into this Tory Lib Dem #Omnishambles Govt and 32 U Turns and still counting. #outoftouch about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 15 others
pipogypopotamus also mick & mairead philpott may have been arrested but lets not call them murdering bastards until we ACTUALLY know the truth. about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 4 others
@AdamWoodyatt am glad you have found yourself! PS loving you in EE at the moment. Great stuff xxx about 21 hours ago via web in reply to AdamWoodyatt
@AnnePickles she did that very silly cayenne pepper and maple juice diet once for 21 days for a movie. NOT a good role model about 21 hours ago via web in reply to AnnePickles
@David_Harney this is just the weirdest but saddest news for a long time about 21 hours ago via web in reply to David_Harney
MrsBorderreiver It sort of shows this country in a bad light when the gov feel driven to reverse a tax on pasties but we ignore kicks to the disabled/sick 11:15 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by LadyAmandaBrett and 39 others
@Saggydaddy wearing his teeny tiny Kylie gold hot pants. That's just in his bedroom though, not in front of #leveson 11:45 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Saggydaddy
@D_Blanchflower does Plan B mean he is now running in circles more like a headless chicken not knowing what he's doing. Would appear so 11:36 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to D_Blanchflower

Name Amanda Brett
Location Cumbria UK
Bio Yorkshire born. Varied London career. Now living in the beautiful Borders. Got married very late in life and widowed far too early. Labour & Ed supporter