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Ladon

  1. "This sign language book has the same colouring as my dick sucking book!" #thingsyourgranmotherdoesntsay
  2. Memory fail.
  3. "I've got a lot of favourite movies, sorry." "That's ok, I have a lot of best friends." #whoopsimadefunofyou
  4. @maggington They do, but I rarely have it! Haha...
  5. That weird moment where you can't figure out what that paper is in your pocket. Oh, it's money... #firstworldconfusion
  6. Photo: tmblr.co/Z09gGyGR9eNq
  7. One song on repeat = Alzheimer Sufferer Radio
  8. "If someone fucked me when I was dead I'd be so mad!"
  9. My girlfriend has handed me a CMF folding camera that takes 127 film... Monumental challenge: take a photo with this!
  10. Present in dreams absent in waking < Absent in dreams present in waking < Present in both
  11. Actually now that I think of it the kettle was whistling the same tune. And the birds outside are whistling too! They're all conspiring...
  12. Pretty sure my fridge tried to suffocate me in the middle of the night. Woke up and it was whistling suspiciously...
  13. @Haliastales I've been using flavors.me for my website? Simple to set up, but fairly effective...
  14. Ok, so fair enough I guess 1:30 in the morning isn't the best time to be writing a song in a house full of people.
  15. Two and a bit days :) #ohtheplaceswellgo