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  1. Live-tweeting from my brain: You need to clean. I don't want to. Look at those dishes. But I'm tired. Get off your ass. Do I have to? Yes.
  2. I feel like such an ass for insisting I had returned this book I just found under the kids' bed. Sorry librarian lady, I have shame.
  3. Oh my god, these kids are driving me nuts! Wait, these aren't my kids, I can send them home! Buh-bye.
  4. I rushed to get internet for this?
  5. Turned the faucet and nothing happened. First thought was the past-due water bill. Luckily it was just construction. I'm too old for this.
  6. Cable guy is coming this morning to hook up internets! I shall soon be back to neglecting household duties in favor of you people! Hurrah!
  7. The neighbor kids are over here every day for hours and now I've started feeding them. Does this mean I can claim them on my taxes now?
  8. Swimming with the little peeps in the morning, so as to preserve my vampirish whiteness.
  9. Watching Bug's Life and cuddling the little people. Ice cream should probably be happening.
  10. Is it time for school to start again? I'm asking for my last nerve.
  11. Nothing more terrifying than waiting, carless, for a call back from the mechanic. Except being chased by a zombie...probably.
  12. "The belt slipped off the circle thing because the screw thing is loose, now the wheel won't turn." -me, mechanical genius, obviously.
  13. Playing a very drunken game of Trivial Pursuit. This is possibly the most fun I've ever had ever.
  14. "I seriously underestimated this heat." (guess who)
  15. Leaving for #pfn with @thestoryofb
  16. He's here for two days and I already had to replace the toilet seat. That is all.
  17. @soul4real I'm here! You going to #pfn tonight? I think we'll be there.
  18. What a fine day this has been. Damn fine.
  19. @thestoryofb I will kill you.
  20. So the dog ate alphabet soup, the letters went to its brain instead of stomach and now it talks? I expect better science from PBS, really.