L_Hoff
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Beard skull!
8:19 PM Dec 7th
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@ Yeahhhh there are 7,531 things in my inbox. Um, not counting my work email.
6:57 PM Dec 7th
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Panic has been stuck in my head for at least a week. We've hung the dj upwards of 300 times.
11:48 PM Dec 6th
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@ How'd the reading go?
5:30 PM Dec 5th
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@ I vote boots, but I'm all about the dark horse candidate.
7:28 PM Dec 4th
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@ Where are the small things, and can I have them please?
7:23 PM Dec 4th
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@ Right? Just have a mineral water and three Tic-Tacs instead.
2:59 PM Dec 4th
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@ I routinely eat a whole one, ideally with a side of donut holes.
2:02 PM Dec 4th
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Polite conversation with clearly inebriated strangers. .
8:53 AM Dec 4th
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4.
8:48 AM Dec 4th
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Perfume stench in the elevator is pervasive. Estee Lauder may have died in here.
1:29 PM Dec 3rd
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@ Twitnessin'.
11:36 PM Dec 2nd
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So angry at alarm clock for playing "Don't Stop Believing" at 8:15 in the damn morning that I'm planning to stop believing out of spite.
8:19 AM Dec 2nd
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Roasts a DAMN good duck.
9:15 PM Nov 26th
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@ It's all coming back to me now. It's like a Thanksgiving miracle, only chidren's-card-game-based and soul-crushing!
9:49 PM Nov 25th
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@ Remember that time we played Uno on my birthday, and everyone won but me? I handled myself very maturely, but DAMNIT.
9:44 PM Nov 25th
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@ Welcome to my planet, the land that sleep forgot.
11:52 PM Nov 24th
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@ Naturally. You are human. And you want to be loved.
11:26 PM Nov 15th
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Does not like Woody Harrelson, but DOES like him singing the national anthem in harmony while getting his head shaved by Steven Colbert.
1:34 PM Nov 15th
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@ How bad? Have you sent D out for Oprah and Whole Foods yet?
12:13 PM Nov 14th
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