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L_Ford

  1. "A weed is a plant that's out of place."
  2. It’s a dirty habit. Got it young though, reckoned I’d keep it.
  3. You ask an unpleasant question bud, you might get an unpleasant answer.
  4. I got a foot on both sides of the fence. I can’t move, I can’t jump, all I can do is wait until I split right down the middle.
  5. “Nobody has it coming, that’s why nobody can see it coming."
  6. “The trouble with growing up in a small town is everybody thinks they know who you are.”
  7. You've got no time at all, but it seems like you've got forever. You've got forever, but that's no time at all.
  8. Why should I get a reward for solving crimes when I have so much fun doing it?
  9. Didn't get to sleep until damn late last night. I've got a lotta trouble on my mind.
  10. Gotta sleep, nothing to drink, what's a man to do?
  11. How stupid can a person get?
  12. It's a screwed up, bitched up world, and I'm afraid it's going to stay that way.
  13. Well, I'm pretty tired. I think out to sleep a little while. http://ow.ly/1uaap
  14. If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. http://ow.ly/1uaox
  15. First one to rise gets the worm? Is that the saying? Well I don't think I need a goddamned worm; I need some sleep.
  16. Fri, Jun 25: Adults only! Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me Cineinsomnia midnight show at the Nuart Theatre http://ow.ly/1q1bB
  17. "The man with the grin is the man who will win." http://ow.ly/1q14w
  18. "Save your bullshit for the birds." http://ow.ly/1oCgR
  19. "The way I see it is, if you don't succeed, try, try again."
  20. "Well now, baby, you've got your bowels in an uproar all over nothing."