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  1. You know how certain women can measure a man up just by looking. Well, I can do that for pectus excavatum. Which is the sexiest thing. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Yeah, it sounds familiar. 11:50 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  3. RT @BoingBoing: Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises http://bit.ly/6ZIRIo What. 11:45 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  4. I think I may have been through a dark night of the soul. And let me tell you it wasn't dark at all. Just sweaty and needy. 3:46 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  5. @novemberalpha Horrible horrible child size man. More Horrible than man size child. 3:41 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to novemberalpha
  6. and here I was thinking of buying some helium. 11:36 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  7. Dila Dila Dila. Way to go. 11:26 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  8. Nothing's happening at all. 3:13 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  9. Back from the Philip Glass concert Ronnie loses I die I perish fuck fuck fuck. 2:02 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  10. Ronnie don't lose. #snooker 7:23 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  11. Eye stop switching before I start speaking in tongues. 3:15 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  12. Gzaar tekembah sesquit. 3:05 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  13. I would give away a kidney if assured tonight no animal will freeze to death. 12:41 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  14. My breath can't provide the amount of air I need. 9:30 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  15. http://is.gd/5jC8G One more archetype down. 5:27 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  16. I hate http://is.gd/5jA0k 4:58 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  17. I'm gagging on music. I can't stand consciously shaped sound right now. I'll go crawl under a loud engine a vacuum cleaner. 2:25 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  18. I can't generalize the act of stealing. But this time it's so lame I don't even. 2:15 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  19. @whatahabit Good luck. Breathe. It's not the end of the world. 1:44 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to whatahabit
  20. http://is.gd/5h7Fo Take a moment from your banal human existence. 11:47 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie