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LTurner01

  1. @gusturner1 So dad's father's day present is paying for your tattoo...I see what you did there.
  2. That last tweet was supposed to be at you @gusturner1
  3. Let's get the family tat next time we're all together. Or maybe for father's day.
  4. @gusturner1 that mistake must run in the family...
  5. @gusturner1 I really hope if that does happen that your initial error in specification causes Britney's Lucky to ring through the heavens
  6. @gusturner1 ch131.com
  7. I just tried to look at the top of my head in a mirror. Idiocy confirmed.
  8. What if this whole time the Kool-Aid man has been filled with blood.
  9. @dezzynotdaisy happy birthday!!!
  10. Photo: I lerve my merm (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZnhWbwLb41xF
  11. @bergdorf heeppppppppppy berssssday. Fantastish yerb on yer twernty firf bersder!!!!!!!!
  12. Photo: It’s omelette time. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZnhWbwLXdmYk
  13. DayQuil and coffee makes you feel insane.
  14. I wouldn't recommend drinking iced coffee after orange DayQuil.
  15. Photo: Onward NyQuil, to creepy dreams and beyond. tmblr.co/ZnhWbwLW2Ghz
  16. @bergdorf college.
  17. My grandparents are visiting Chicago for a couple of days. I think they’re the funniest people I know.... tmblr.co/ZnhWbwLLReRw
  18. Photo: Maybe “honk loud” would’ve been a better choice (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZnhWbwLLQ3iB
  19. @cetaceanist I'd go halfsies on a baby with you
  20. Grandma: "Well back then I worked on what would now be the oncology floor but was then just the everybody-is-dying floor. It was horrible."