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LTDesroches

  1. @Signalnoise Another home run, sir!
  2. facepalm x100000 RT @TMZ: Kathie Lee to Martin Short -- How's Your Wife ... Who Died 2 Years Ago tmz.me/L3aMQn
  3. @alex_ruiz Saw that show in Calgary. Amazing.
  4. @nwheaton23 That poor key.
  5. Found this is the trash #dumpsterdiver instagr.am/p/LQw9lDv4ru/
  6. Damn, this site is quite impressive: blacknegative.com
  7. @Broslife Is there a difference? #rimshot
  8. @andylevy 'MURRCA.
  9. @shezzzbomb17 Shit, my arm just got eaten by a shark! #shitpeoplewhojusthadtheirarmeatenbyasharksay
  10. Confession: I've never really cared for '30 Rock'. #hatersgonnahate
  11. @_jannalynn Yikes, hopefully everything's ok.
  12. Current status: youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk
  13. @heylandsberg "HEY THAT'S A NICE SUIT. YEAH? WELL I LIKE YOURS TOO. WE HAVE GREAT TASTE." #DeBoer #Torts
  14. @foundationsix annnnnnd boom goes the dynamite.
  15. @lukejamesbgn Rice cakes with gluten-free hummus.
  16. @bookofloob I'm gonna be 110% honest, I've never heard of it.
  17. @bookofloob Plot twist: I'm rollerblade guy :-|