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  1. Leaving for India now! Ah!
  2. Oh my god. Did I just defend Twilight/abstinence?? Blame it on the Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-jacob. Who wants to do it pre-marriage. So there.
  3. This bugs me: http://bit.ly/p3SSH Yes, Twilight is about abstinence, but I don't think New Moon focused on it at all. Get with it, NYTimes!
  4. New Moon double header (screening last night, midnight show tonight) so much fun with my girls & gays! Team Jacob @DanielleKepler!!
  5. My mom on cold sores: "o! Don't touch your eyes you'll get herpes in them!"
  6. My mom on Justin Bieber: "he has like a soft, baby face."
  7. WOW, an Edward inspired sex toy: http://bit.ly/oPnEZ It vibrates AND sparkles! I gots to blog about this.
  8. Why am I so attracted to Drake aka Drizzy Drake? Maybe its a mix of his smooth voice and thick eyebrows?
  9. Egg sandwich. Best smell ever. Who is taunting me and my oatmeal breakfast?
  10. RT @J14magazine Justin Bieber Tweeted J-14's countdown! #j14lovesjustinbieber RT @justinbieber COUNTDOWN...5 DAYS LEFT http://bit.ly/3Ds6dc
  11. Oh, right, I'm going to India for two weeks. http://bit.ly/3ExDn8
  12. Flipping through old mags at work, read "explosive" Dustin Diamond interview where he calls Fred Savage a "douche nozzle" best phrase ever!
  13. Morning from hell=miss train by 3 secs, headphones stop working, iPod dies, train stops before 175th st, miss bus, walk mile to work in jerz
  14. H1N1 fans: Why has no one made surgical masks with pig snouts on them yet?
  15. @boburnham a poorly made Chipotle burrito is really a travesty. So sorry for your loss of lunch perfection.
  16. Interviewed 2 bands, 13 male band members total today. Exhausted from all the testosterone.
  17. @kyperbole What is a flying biscuit. I'm sure I want one w/ cheese. Cant wait to see ur name in LIGHTS! ps-remember your alter ego Pedro?!?!
  18. @DanielleKepler I miss you!!!!!!! Don't worry, your blue cup is safe with me MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
  19. @DanielleKepler Did I forget to beg you to bring back See's Candies?
  20. Oops. I just made a michael jackson joke in the wrong neighborhood. Gulp!