LRDirt
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Okay, we're off toward the Holy Land, i.e. El Dorado!!!
2:31 PM Dec 17th
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Boxcar's bringing gold-leaf Snickers wrappers. Sleezy's bringing crack resin. I'm bringing a travel bottle of Johnson & Johnson baby oil.
2:30 PM Dec 17th
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I'm accompanied by Boxcar Billy and Sleezy Sam. We all saw a "sign" last night: The vision of a bright light coming out of a huge square.
2:13 PM Dec 17th
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Like the 3 Wise Men, I'm setting out on a magical adventure to crown the Bum Messiah, who'll free the downtrodden of the world from poverty
1:58 PM Dec 17th
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Sometimes, I think I'm just a Heyókȟa for your amusement.
9:07 AM Dec 16th
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Hey @ aka "Kwame" ... do you still have that Capt Planet ring? Also, are there any vacancies on Hope Island?
12:57 PM Dec 14th
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Walking down Kavanaugh Blvd, enjoying a short & really getting into the groove. Might walk all the way to Fresh Market for some tasty scraps
12:49 PM Dec 14th
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Decorating the Fortress of Stinkytude with holiday spirit, i.e. "used" tin foil. Best part: When the season's over, I can recycle the resin!
7:39 AM Dec 14th
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What's the matter man?! We're gonna come around at 12 with some I-40 overpass girls just dyin' to meet you. Gonna bring a case of pruno ...
1:42 PM Dec 13th
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. My feet, however, hurt.
7:36 AM Dec 10th
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I really wish someone would teach me how to do the "stanky leg." Just walking can get pretty boring!
3:04 PM Dec 9th
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Sad to hear Peter Gammons is leaving ESPN (which I haven't seen in years). However, he now has an opportunity to do some primo bum walking!
1:16 PM Dec 8th
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spent last night dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight. Got hoof bruises on my feet. Terrible dancer! This is gonna hurt my walking
3:07 AM Dec 8th
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Might've thrown a disc walking this morning. Really got into it near Cafe Prego. I wonder if the health-care reform includes the homeless?
10:15 AM Dec 7th
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I miss doing blow and Quaaludes with Maureen McCormick. Except, of course, that time she blew the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" audition. Sorry.
10:45 AM Dec 6th
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Dude, who farted? Oh ... that's just me.
5:09 PM Dec 2nd
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RIP Bill :( If you or anyone you know has any info, please call LRPD at 371-4636
11:11 AM Dec 2nd
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I feel like Chinese food tonight. Can't decide on New Fun Ree, Fantastic China or Forbidden City. Which one has the best dumpster seating?
4:51 PM Nov 30th
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Chuck Negron and I now have two things in common.
12:45 PM Nov 30th
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Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here:
12:33 PM Nov 30th
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- Name Homeless Keith
- Location Little Rock, Arkansas
- Bio Down and out bum who endlessly walks the streets of Little Rock, listening to static on headphones
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