LORD_YHWH
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Look: the jackhammer is a man; the asphalt is a cherry pie.
3:57 PM Nov 30th
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The tracheotomy is surely that operation which is amongst all others most holy.
1:19 PM Nov 27th
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I smile upon those who would eat hamburger for sport.
12:56 PM Nov 25th
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One in one hundred men to refer to currency as "cheddar" shall be taken by plague.
11:01 AM Nov 24th
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The act of coitus is thus to be renamed as the act of BABYTOWN.
1:39 PM Nov 20th
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Breakdance not within two hours of consuming food.
2:35 PM Nov 19th
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Onto a single rose of gold growing in a desert is inscribed the singular mystery most high; it is the face of one named MOBY.
3:05 PM Nov 18th
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Act as I have dictated; shall you behave morally, as I desire, your reward shall be death.
9:59 AM Nov 17th
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The mind is tripartite: first, the Rational; second, the Appetitive; third, the Gary-Busey-Homunculus.
12:55 PM Nov 13th
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There is but one way to truly cleanse those aspects of the body which profane the LORD; this is by strict Twinkie regimen.
2:45 PM Nov 11th
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One's true God-Nature is ascertainable only through that which is called TANTRIC JAZZERCISE.
3:07 PM Nov 9th
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The engineering of genes is encouraged so long as the resultant beasts be pitted in arena warfare against one another.
12:02 PM Nov 6th
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My semblance is the seashore at dusk; it is the eye of a bustling infant; it is a tank crushing a pile of orphans.
1:42 PM Nov 4th
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Utilize not a sperm bank, but instead a man with a beard.
12:52 PM Nov 2nd
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Listen to My words as one listens to a rooster attack a ewe, or as one listens to a river comprised of warm fudge.
10:11 AM Oct 30th
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Verily, deign not to look into the eye of a man wearing both mustache and a sweater whose pattern pictures a cat.
3:55 PM Oct 27th
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There will come a man named WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT; the end shall surely come immediately after he ascends to power.
11:45 AM Oct 23rd
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During the End of Days there shall arise one calling himself Tickle Monster. His hands are destruction. His eyes are death.
11:47 PM Oct 21st
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True terror is known solely by those who have witnessed puppets copulating.
4:27 PM Oct 16th
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Cover your face while using a microwave; it is a thing to be revered.
4:31 PM Oct 14th
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- Name Omnipresent G-d
- Bio Who is entirety, whose words are water falling on rock.
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