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- Hmph. I was just starting to enjoy roaring around my neighborhood like Starsky and/or Hutch. #yonkersmeinekeabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- We're drawing pictures after watching Revenge of the Sith. So much lava. No orange markers will be left standing.3:11 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry
- See what I mean? I just lost a follower, and now George Washington has been unelected as president! #twitteriseatingmybrain7:14 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Which means that when followers drop me, I go back in time.6:44 AM Jul 2nd from web
- My dorky brain can't help but link the number of my followers with historical dates. Right now, it's the French Revolution.6:41 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Rather than watch tennis, I think I'd prefer to watch Kate Winslet watch tennis.12:40 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
- Stranded at Zabar's in a massive thunderstorm. I will eat well tonight.2:31 PM Jun 30th from TwitterBerry
- Franken, FTW!11:22 AM Jun 30th from web
- @anamariecox True. The Virginia statutes for religious freedom were his first posts. Lots of cranky comments from Methodists.8:44 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to anamariecox
- @LookyDaddy I think it was Linton who determined that slugs and frat brothers descend from the same family of gastropods.6:07 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to LookyDaddy
- @LookyDaddy Bowls of beer. They're attracted, they fall in, they drown. This is why you don't see many slugs around frat houses.5:55 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to LookyDaddy
- I'm sort of on a psychedelic trip this morning. Groovy. #musicmonday #daylate #asusual ♫ http://blip.fm/~94th95:44 AM Jun 30th from Blip.fm
- By judge's decree, Madoff will get 150 years of being beaten with reeds, eating rancid garbage, and watching "Two and A Half Men."8:46 AM Jun 29th from web
- Fans of humor and lexicography would benefit greatly from following @letspanic_ and @wordexplorer, respectively. #followfriday #3dayslate5:47 AM Jun 29th from web
- 40 may be the new 30, but 50 is the new dead. #mj #billymays10:31 AM Jun 28th from TwitterBerry
- Three boys, two eyes, one wicked riptide. I am Hasselhoff!10:16 AM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- Ridonkulous exodus traffic. Hope we get to the beach before it erodes.8:09 AM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- The 4yo wants ONE stripe down the side of his shorts, NOT two, because ONE looks like Han Solo! And TWO is NOT!! #firstfashiontantrum12:21 PM Jun 26th from TwitterBerry
- RIP, Michael. Thanks for 40 years of getting us off the wall. With our respective tenderonis. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8wlu611:00 PM Jun 25th from Blip.fm
- Got a new haircut for the weekend heat wave. Many styles to choose from, but went for my usual Gray, Mangy Tennis Ball.2:36 PM Jun 25th from TwitterBerry
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- Name LaidOff Dad
- Location The Montauk of Manhattan
- Web http://laidoffdad...
- Bio It anagrams with Laff Daddio!
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