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  1. You know what, Mr. Farmer's Marketeer? You can wear that beret all you want. I'm still not paying $23/lb. for your Venezuelan beaver cheese.about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Me: "Exercise is good for your body." T: "Which means it's good for your wiener!" #unassailable_logic7:40 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  3. Began the day with a truck commercial asserting that excessive heat is "hard on your tranny."7:08 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  4. Chocolate ice cream was on special. We might be up for a while.5:40 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  5. @Sundry @foodmomiac Try the drapes first.12:58 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to Sundry
  6. Philip Seymour Hoffman Turner Overdrive #characteractorrockbands9:12 AM Nov 6th from web
  7. A father's love (n): Biking in the rain to your ex-wife's apartment to fetch homework that's due tomorrow.4:26 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  8. Want to meet Bruce Springsteen? Bid or buy to support our War Wounded. And RT, couldja? http://bit.ly/4eZyp511:17 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. Watching the #worldseries in the Bronx! Sure, it's a shitty gym in Riverdale. But still: da Brawnx!7:10 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  10. Elegantly distills the overpopulation of twittermemes. Guffawed at this. RT @rainnwilson carrots #vegetables1:10 PM Nov 4th from web
  11. O Brudder, Where Art Thou? #cowfilms12:03 PM Nov 4th from web
  12. @Sundry @finslippy I am suddenly seized by the urge to put tequila and egg whites into a blender and guzzle whatever comes out. #superfoam!11:28 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Sundry
  13. This mo is kicking my butt. How am I supposed to wri my no *and* po to my blo?6:58 AM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  14. Ohio is round on both ends and fucking cold in the middle.11:08 AM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  15. Remember when newspapers were too thick to slip beneath a hotel room door? #newsisdying4:20 AM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  16. @Mom101 The cheese comes on Election Day. #rimshot11:38 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter in reply to Mom101
  17. I'm mostly thankful that Halloween is over. RT @Chookooloonks: RT @Imelda: "Halloween is over and now is time to celebrate being thankful."6:59 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter
  18. Relying on mass transit (including a bus) to get to LGA on Marathon Day. My flight leaves at 3pm, and I'm leaving two hours ago.6:37 AM Nov 1st from web
  19. Nothing saves Failoween like the Ministry of Silly Walks.3:14 PM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  20. Failoween.1:26 PM Oct 31st from UberTwitter