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  1. Hmph. I was just starting to enjoy roaring around my neighborhood like Starsky and/or Hutch. #yonkersmeineke
  2. We're drawing pictures after watching Revenge of the Sith. So much lava. No orange markers will be left standing.
  3. See what I mean? I just lost a follower, and now George Washington has been unelected as president! #twitteriseatingmybrain
  4. Which means that when followers drop me, I go back in time.
  5. My dorky brain can't help but link the number of my followers with historical dates. Right now, it's the French Revolution.
  6. Rather than watch tennis, I think I'd prefer to watch Kate Winslet watch tennis.
  7. Stranded at Zabar's in a massive thunderstorm. I will eat well tonight.
  8. Franken, FTW!
  9. @anamariecox True. The Virginia statutes for religious freedom were his first posts. Lots of cranky comments from Methodists.
  10. @LookyDaddy I think it was Linton who determined that slugs and frat brothers descend from the same family of gastropods.
  11. @LookyDaddy Bowls of beer. They're attracted, they fall in, they drown. This is why you don't see many slugs around frat houses.
  12. I'm sort of on a psychedelic trip this morning. Groovy. #musicmonday #daylate #asusualhttp://blip.fm/~94th9
  13. By judge's decree, Madoff will get 150 years of being beaten with reeds, eating rancid garbage, and watching "Two and A Half Men."
  14. Fans of humor and lexicography would benefit greatly from following @letspanic_ and @wordexplorer, respectively. #followfriday #3dayslate
  15. 40 may be the new 30, but 50 is the new dead. #mj #billymays
  16. Three boys, two eyes, one wicked riptide. I am Hasselhoff!
  17. Ridonkulous exodus traffic. Hope we get to the beach before it erodes.
  18. The 4yo wants ONE stripe down the side of his shorts, NOT two, because ONE looks like Han Solo! And TWO is NOT!! #firstfashiontantrum
  19. RIP, Michael. Thanks for 40 years of getting us off the wall. With our respective tenderonis. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8wlu6
  20. Got a new haircut for the weekend heat wave. Many styles to choose from, but went for my usual Gray, Mangy Tennis Ball.