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The barber said, "Now he looks like a Michigan boy." instagr.am/p/LPJ9e0ix9n/ about 8 hours ago via Instagram
@lauriewrites ... and the things they are about to eat! 8:42 PM May 28th via web in reply to lauriewrites
@sarahbrown Swim there. For Spalding. 4:50 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to sarahbrown
And her brother Mekhi. RT @MarinkaNYC: Know who I miss acting-wise? Michelle Pfeiffer. 4:48 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
"Preach to me!" - The Choir RT @TwoBusy: I will never grill an un-brined pork chop again. #OhMyGodThatWasGood 4:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
thornburgh From 7.11 One Million US Veterans Are In Prison, And 18 Commit Suicide Every Day - Business Insider bit.ly/KjmLIL @joeljohnson 8:45 AM May 28th via bitly Retweeted by LOD
"Moonrise Kingdom" is not playing anywhere in A2. Is there some sort of corduroy embargo I should know about? 3:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Me: "Age is just a number. The most important thing is how old you feel." 10yo: "Cool. I feel 18 years old. Can I drive home?" #wellplayed 10:26 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Boys are watching Wile E. Coyote cartoons. Suddenly, the 7yo yells: "Why doesn't he just buy a sandwich?!?" 7:08 AM May 26th via web
Right now, Mark Messier must be rolling over in his bed. #GoDevils 3:37 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the face of God. And all I had to do was soak hickory chips in apple juice. #BBQ 6:06 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Room and board. instagr.am/p/LELU5cix-K/ 2:49 PM May 25th via Instagram
Bottle opener. Because if you're about to put something to your lips, you want to rub it under your shoe fir instagr.am/p/LD5Iqcix0s/ 12:10 PM May 25th via Instagram
@schmutzie Or smooth together a cobbler. 10:53 AM May 25th via web in reply to schmutzie
Forgot to send my 10yo to school with his towel today. It's on the goddamn calendar and everything. Please commence booing. #TowelDay 10:11 AM May 25th via web
@redneckmommy Where them on your head. Loophole! 9:49 AM May 25th via web in reply to redneckmommy
@MmeSurly EVERYTHING IS A EUPHEMISM. #ifyouknowwhatimean... 7:12 AM May 25th via web in reply to MmeSurly
@MmeSurly Is that a euphemism? Like, "Does my cake need frosting?" 6:57 AM May 25th via web in reply to MmeSurly
"Before I was a parent," I was stuck in a position most would regard as physiologically impossible. blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/… 6:14 AM May 25th via web
@LesbianDad You are my brother from another mother. 6:12 AM May 25th via web in reply to LesbianDad

Name Doug French
Location Ann Arbor, MI
Web http://about.me/d...
Bio LOD stands for http://laidoffdad.org. Co-founder of @dad2summit and @whentheflames. Fulcrum of the Three French Men. Bourbonite.