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  1. #isawsanta Stoic yet jolly : http://bit.ly/6aqiWK
  2. RT @KeriBostonPR: Client CashStar in Wall Street Journal: Retailers Turn To Gift Cards To Entice Last-Minute Shoppers http://bit.ly/4XFBvn
  3. With 449 episodes, I think it is about time we devoted a cable channel entirely to The Simpsons. I would pay $10/month for that.
  4. @JohnWBZ And here's Jose Flanders! Buenos Ding Dong Diddly Dias, Senor.
  5. @JohnWBZ Lisa's a Vegetarian. "Lisa's gonna marry a carrot!" "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot." "Ohhhh! She admitted it!"
  6. I love flowcharts. RT @andrewzimmern: A hilarious (helpful even?) guide for all you beer lovers http://bit.ly/6T3NYC
  7. @paulrobichaux The level of difficulty displayed by these knots lead me to believe it has to be a trained professional
  8. Convinced an Eagle Scout sneaks in at night & ties my headphone cord into knots. Annoying but better than murdering me in my sleep I guess
  9. My buddy Pat made the top three in a short holiday script competition. Give it a read & vote if you like it! http://bit.ly/7kKZzn
  10. I love when a story begins, "Speaking of ugly..."
  11. Love Kelly Clarkson just as much as the next gal, but no way her song tops the "Irresistible Singles of Decade" list: http://bit.ly/8a6aup
  12. RT @RandomGoodStuff: Glow in the Dark Gloves http://bit.ly/4r1LB3 - Now I can sign the lyrics to "Take Me Home Country Road" in the dark!
  13. RT @jasontanz: They Might Be Giants correct themselves: "The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma." http://bit.ly/6wPilm
  14. RT @brightkite: 'Tis the season! Post your Santa photos with #isawsanta hashtag & we'll award prizes for the best ones! http://bit.ly/8bWGqU
  15. WHAM! Last Christmas. http://bit.ly/891qkY - This song is a gift. Share it with the world.
  16. OH: (re: Biggest Loser product placement) "Whenever I see Jenny-O turkey in the grocery store, I turn and run away."
  17. @barnyardrobot Brilliant!
  18. @iTwon Wow. Rhode Island sounds amazing!
  19. I don't think "wintery mix" would be so bad if it was snow and something besides rain, like compliments or knock knock jokes.
  20. RT @hotdogsladies: I love music, have cool friends, and really enjoy life. So, I'd be useless as a music critic.