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  1. Funny how people won't use the toilet roll once it's removed from toilet roll holder.7:46 PM Jun 30th from txt
  2. Dealing with dumb people gives me a bad headache.9:15 PM Jun 9th from txt
  3. their shit smell?10:43 PM Mar 22nd from txt
  4. Don't understand why some people don't use the air freshener after taking a smelly dump. Do they take perverse pleasure in enveloping th ...10:43 PM Mar 22nd from txt
  5. Is looking forward to going home early for home cooked dinner with family tonight. Yay!12:57 AM Feb 9th from txt
  6. Oh gross, there are people in the office who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet!!!6:45 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from txt
  7. Doesn't understand why cedele's boston clam chowder tastes nothing like clam chowder, is a funny yellow colour and has more corn than clams.9:31 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from txt
  8. Thinks annoying worm colleagues who try and tell her how to do her job should be squished into oblivion.6:19 AM Oct 14th, 2008 from txt
  9. I don't like pigeons. They shit all over the place.8:35 PM Oct 3rd, 2008 from txt
  10. I want to vomit blood. I work with morons and cannot fire them.4:13 AM Sep 11th, 2008 from txt
  11. Staring in gross fascination at what looks to be half a panty liner that's lying on the lift floor.10:42 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from txt
  12. Am sleepy after orgasmic lunch.10:13 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from txt
  13. Never thought salad could be orgasmic but i have been proven wrong.9:51 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from txt
  14. Have rediscovered the lost art of importing text into excel. So fun!2:29 AM Jul 9th, 2008 from txt
  15. Only ang mohs will drive around town at midday with the car top down. Crazy buggers.9:47 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
  16. What is it with people who give responses that make no sense whatsoever in relation to my request - Argh! I hate dealing with morons!11:43 PM Jun 19th, 2008 from txt
  17. A sure sign of growing old is walking into Mango and thinking how hideous the clothes are.10:00 PM Jun 13th, 2008 from txt
  18. Am eating cookies for lunch because the roast beef sandwich i bought is way too salty. Ten dollars down the drain.10:16 PM Jun 12th, 2008 from txt
  19. I am a bad daughter. Forgot it's mom's birthday tomorrow. Bad girl.7:59 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from txt
  20. Spat out a small round flat plastic object after lunch. I don't want to know what it is or where it came from.9:55 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from txt
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