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LMCHOLEWINSKI

FuckingSarcasm Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest. 4:44 AM May 29th via GrabInbox Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 259 others
IsYouWetEnough Females Just Wanna Be Loved & Paid Attention To 4:29 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 12 others
itswillferrel_ I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're about 37 tequila shots away from being my type. about 14 hours ago via web Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 100 others
FuckingSarcasm Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Me: "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!" 9:18 PM May 28th via GrabInbox Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 262 others
itswillferrel_ I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. I think their so stupid. about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 76 others
BrieAnn5683 Dude, She just called you a slut!'...... 'OH HELL NO, Hold my pregnancy test.... about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI
autocorrects No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. about 23 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 3826 others
TheDailyComics My friend falls,I laugh...My phone falls, I panic. about 19 hours ago via TwitDrip Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 31 others
damnitstrue Dear best friend, please stay in my life forever because you're one of the best things to ever happen to me. Love, me. about 19 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 1800 others
damnalec The scary thing about distance is not knowing whether they'll miss you or forget you. 9:27 AM May 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 138 others
Remember those who have been lost and currently serve our country. They have made it possible for us to live freely. Happy Memorial Day! 9:25 AM May 28th via LiveProfile
GirIFacts 2 girls wearing the same shirt- "That b*tch, copied my style".. 2 boys wearing the same shirt- "Brother!! 8:00 AM May 27th via Buffer Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 500 others
damnitstrue Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u in their life. 8:00 AM May 27th via HootSuite Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 2900 others
DiaryOnLove Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times. 8:02 AM May 27th via HootSuite Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 1004 others
TheBoxingCoach "When you lose, don't lose the lesson." ~ Dali Lama 8:04 AM May 27th via Twuffer Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 114 others
girlsposts If people could read my mind, I’d definitely get punched in the face a lot. 4:41 AM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 293 others
Exhausted, icing my knees and then I believe my bed is calling my name...zzzzzz 9:32 PM May 26th via LiveProfile
DiaryOnLove Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and discover they were the big things. 9:30 PM May 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 953 others
damnitstrue Don't let anyone try to change who you are. If they can't accept you, they are welcome to leave you. 9:20 PM May 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by LMCHOLEWINSKI and 1300 others
@zxr92Kirk 755 so state st downtown slc, for sure the lamb ;) 7:00 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to zxr92Kirk