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  1. in the future when turkeys rule the earth, thanksgiving will be known as the gobblecaust about 18 hours ago from txt
  2. tonight on the food channel. "wine coolers: not cool to wine about" 5:57 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  3. apathy? there might be an app for that, but i don't give a fuck 5:50 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  4. fun fact: the male version of a josie grossie is a josé grosseé 10:59 AM Oct 26th from web
  5. my favorite pokemon??? that's kind of personal. and frankly it's none of your snorlax 11:50 AM Oct 25th from web
  6. 20 years from now, both autotune and railroads will be categorized as cheesy nostalgia - thereby spawning "amtrak's t-pain on the t-rain" 3:36 PM Oct 21st from web
  7. "thou art with me. thy rod and thy staff comfort me." #biblicalpickuplines 2:32 PM Oct 21st from web
  8. my solution to the health care crisis: replace all doctors with cats. cat doctors. no more medicaid. only medicat. problem solved 10:46 AM Oct 19th from web
  9. THANKS FOR SENDING ME CARDS WHEN I WAS SICK, INTERNET! now i'm in rehab just tryna walk, chill & make jokes ~more to come~ 7:35 AM Oct 16th from web
  10. "i will literally fuck anything" - ghengis khan 3:29 AM Aug 29th from web
  11. hey, prof - you saying "just shoot me an email" makes me want to "just shoot you an bullet" 10:17 AM Aug 24th from txt
  12. the credible hulk's main superpowers are being enormous and having a decent credit score 10:25 PM Aug 22nd from web
  13. i love you mom (no homo) 6:44 PM Aug 21st from web
  14. let your tiny pope parade proudly through vatipants city 9:34 AM Aug 21st from web
  15. telling others how you feel is like revealing you can turn into a t-rex. they dont really care but will probablytake advantage of riding you 9:01 PM Aug 19th from web
  16. pickup lines for the faltering economy: aw girl, your redistribution of assets just makes me want to liquidate 11:41 AM Aug 17th from web
  17. OWLS ARE JUST FAT EAGLES 11:35 AM Aug 17th from web
  18. this is my nerf gun, there are many like it but this one is a SUPER SOAKER 5:31 PM Aug 16th from web
  19. america is basically the guy in indiana jones who had his heart ripped out but INSTEAD got his brain ripped out & then went to sunday school 1:48 PM Aug 16th from web
  20. if you give a mouse a cookie, niggas gonna want some drank 12:39 PM Aug 16th from web