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  1. Born of Fire (83, Dehlavi) [C+] Swings from tedious to genuinely eerie; an odd duck at any rate. Might have helped to know more about Islam.
  2. @simonsaybrams SLEEPAWAY 2 & 3 are just dull generic slashers. Dunno about RETURN, but @scottwblack gave it a 4. Out of 100.
  3. @simonsaybrams Here's our own @Kza's take on it: http://bit.ly/19k1i0
  4. Ong-Bak ('05, Pinkaew) [B] Story ho-hum, but man oh man can Tony Jaa ever deliver a beatdown. I'm just sayin'.
  5. @simonsaybrams But still an interesting stance - like a self-loathing John Waters flick.
  6. @simonsaybrams The thematics of SLEEPAWAY CAMP are pretty fascinating. It's not sex it condemns, it's perversity. Reactionary, true.
  7. Stan Helsing ('09, Zemba) [F] For all of you out there sad that there's no Friedberg/Seltzer joint this year... here's your fucking movie.
  8. @opalfilms Here, I'll help you out: It's shit. :-)
  9. A Serious Man ('09, Coens) [C-] Sterile, stagnant, weirdly labored - half a fuckin' disaster, basically. What the fuck, Joel'n'Ethan.
  10. Netflix review: "half of the time you coulden't see what was going on, so how can it be called "I Can See You'? " #missingthefuckingpoint
  11. I Can See You ('09, Reznick) [B] I'm unable to lift myself out of my chair right now. I consider this a mark of this film's effectiveness.
  12. @scarequotes And you fail to recognize its awesomeness? For shame, sir. Go forth and KILL.
  13. @scarequotes Man, why you hatin' on ZARDOZ?
  14. Alien Trespass ('09, Goodwin) [C] Not as loathsome as LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA since it does eventually aim for sincerity. Still: pointless.
  15. Naked and Violent ('70, Martino) [C] Seems for a while to be a wicked satire of the mondo genre. Then it turns into just another mondo film.
  16. Splatter Movie: The Director's Cut ('08, Best) [D+] Empty masturbation - so wholly meta that it forgets to have something to be meta about.
  17. Hey, the alien monster just ate Robert Patrick. #itwaslickinghim
  18. I had a Lean Cuisine microwave thingy for dinner. #noonewantstolickme
  19. The second item is one of the most ridiculously self-delusional things I've seen in some time: http://www.imdb.com/title/t...
  20. Fucking ALIEN TRESPASS.