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LAZERDRAGON

  1. SOME PEOPLE THINK I'VE LOST MY TOUCH, BUT THE REALITY IS THAT I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN TOUCHING ALL OF YOU IN VERY INAPPROPRIATE WAYS. 11:44 AM Feb 29th via web
  2. OKAY SERIOUSLY, EVEN I THINK IT'S A LITTLE HOT OUT TODAY. 12:48 PM May 26th, 2011 via Facebook
  3. I WILL EAT DONALD TRUMP. 9:06 AM May 23rd, 2011 via Facebook
  4. EVEN MY RIGHT WING IS A LEFT WING LIBERAL. 9:05 AM May 23rd, 2011 via Facebook
  5. IT'S NOT THAT I'M INSENSITIVE TO YOUR NEEDS, I JUST HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. 10:24 AM Mar 24th, 2011 via Facebook
  6. IN THE FUTURE, I'M FLOSSING WITH YOUR INTESTINES. 7:27 PM Feb 2nd, 2011 via Seesmic
  7. I HOST DOG FIGHTS AT MY HOUSE EVERY NIGHT. 2:36 AM Jan 4th, 2011 via Facebook
  8. FEAR IS YOUR ONLY GOD. 12:01 PM Dec 25th, 2010 via Seesmic
  9. MY FAVORITE PART OF CHRISTMAS IS WHEN I CAN KICK BACK AND ENJOY SOME REINDEER MEAT WHILE YOU'RE ALL PREOCCUPIED MASS TEXTING EACH OTHER. 9:18 AM Dec 25th, 2010 via Seesmic
  10. IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WORLD CUP, I'M GETTING EVERYONE PREGNANT. 11:18 AM Dec 3rd, 2010 via Seesmic
  11. HUNGRY. 5:15 PM Dec 2nd, 2010 via Seesmic
  12. IF YOU THOUGHT THE HOLOCAUST WAS BAD, YOU SHOULD SMELL MY ARMPITS. 9:45 AM Jul 15th, 2010 via Seesmic
  13. OH GREAT. WHO DID I JUST STEP IN? 12:56 PM Jun 3rd, 2010 via Seesmic
  14. IN HONOR OF MYSELF, EASTER SHALL NOW BE REFERRED TO AS BEASTER. 9:35 AM Apr 4th, 2010 via Seesmic
  15. I HOPE MY VALENTINE LIKES GETTING IMPREGNATED WITH A CHILD THAT WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY THEM. 1:47 PM Feb 8th, 2010 via Seesmic
  16. I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF DFAB - DRAGONS FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF BODYJAM #BODYJAM 8:36 AM Jan 14th, 2010 via web
  17. IF YOU THOUGHT 9/11 WAS BAD, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID IN THE BATHROOM. 9:32 AM Jan 12th, 2010 via web
  18. IF YOU READ THIS, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. 11:54 PM Jan 10th, 2010 via web
  19. I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR. WAIT, NO I DON'T. I'M FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE. #fb 10:08 PM Jan 9th, 2010 via web
  20. I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR. WAIT, NO I DON'T. I'M FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE. http://bit.ly/74PQf6 9:53 PM Jan 9th, 2010 via Facebook
  • Name LAZER DRAGON
  • Location RICHMOND
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  • Bio I AM EQUAL PARTS LAZER AND DRAGON. I AM AN UNRECOGNIZEABLE FORCE.
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