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@MonsterAisha "shaking my damn head" 14 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MonsterAisha
@iFuckedGagaTho because the song is catchy & well liked by many. It wouldn't be used for both the commercial and as a single. I love it too! 17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iFuckedGagaTho
@carldgls ring the line for foreign residents in the UK, it gets you to the front of the queue. 19 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carldgls
@iFuckedGagaTho Scheiße / HML were originally planned as 6th/7th single until MTN flopped. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iFuckedGagaTho
@iFuckedGagaTho lmao no it literally will never happen. Marry the Night was removed from radio to cut the era short. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iFuckedGagaTho
@iFuckedGagaTho it isn't going to happen. 27 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iFuckedGagaTho
I'm not here to listen to the angry and irrelevant opinions of a prepubescent online teen, whose vocabulary is limited to acronyms at best. 30 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
@r0gerthealien don't get all fucking belligerent just because I'm right. The doctors took the best course of action for you. 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to r0gerthealien
@r0gerthealien of course age isn't irrelevant, you're under your parents' responsibility until you're 16. 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to r0gerthealien
@aidan_kills me too! 43 minutes ago via Mobile Web in reply to aidan_kills
@r0gerthealien it's because you're only 15. 44 minutes ago via Mobile Web in reply to r0gerthealien
Let me tweet my driving license when I get home. about 1 hour ago via Mobile Web
@CharRayner_ woooo about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharRayner_
@CapitalHOE ohhhhh. :| about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CapitalHOE
@CapitalHOE WHAT IS GOING ON I AM SO CONFUSED about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CapitalHOE
@CharRayner_ finally 16! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharRayner_
@MonsterAisha DM ME BACK about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MonsterAisha
@amylogan_ yeah I read HG & CF in like 2 days each but Mockingjay wasn't as interesting :/ about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amylogan_
@GrantGaGa I just really wanna lose three pounds. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GrantGaGa
@MonsterAisha oh right. When did he delete? I have his number. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MonsterAisha

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Name S ∇ M
Location two one deuce
Web http://www.bummed...
Bio Donna drank her own weight in vodka and tried chatting up a patio heater. Donna's dead.

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