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Kyle_Ryan

  1. @SennettReport Ugh is my reaction to that idea. 12:50 PM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to SennettReport
  2. LA never had a good answer to Tony Bennett's "I Left My Heart In San Francisco"—until my "I Left My Prescription Sunglasses In Los Angeles." 12:22 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  3. @samorama Totally. I feel bad for them—or maybe they get used to the rejection? 12:19 PM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to samorama
  4. Predicting my obituary: "Kyle Ryan was struck by a car while walking in the street to avoid people soliciting for charity on the sidewalk." 11:54 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  5. @dantelfer Uh-oh. Bring out the bro material! 5:30 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to dantelfer
  6. @ScottAukerman Another "what makes this bacon cheeseburger 'ultimate'" situation? 5:16 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to ScottAukerman
  7. Hack Joke 1: Did you ever notice how the sun comes UP over the water in NYC, but goes DOWN over the water in LA? What's up with that, right? 7:17 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
  8. @mingle We have a whole new series w/ comedians starting soon. Gonna be awesome. 7:15 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to mingle
  9. @razmig It's better than I remember, and the 1st song is still great. And yeah, Amoeba has EVERYTHING. 7:14 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to razmig
  10. @robdelaney If I'd known we'd be here at the same time, we could've done that interview at LAX! At 7 a.m. on a Saturday. Which is ideal. 7:09 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to robdelaney
  11. @kylekinane Does its "do not disturb" sign try to hard to be clever? Like this? twitpic.com/9pgqn5 7:02 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to kylekinane
  12. Having spent a few days back to back in NYC & LA, I now feel more qualified to write a hacky stand-up bit about the differences between them 6:59 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
  13. @mingle Quick interview with the Sklars. 9:10 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to mingle
  14. @deny72 I'm not a spiritual guy, but that place is my church. 8:48 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to deny72
  15. @razmig Batch. Heard it years & years ago & wasn't really a fan, but it was super cheap 8:22 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to razmig
  16. Today's Amoeba purchase: Big Star, Big Drill Car. I apparently stopped looking once bands didn't have "Big" in their names. 8:07 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  17. @Randazzoj @joegarden @meganganz No, it was weird, she was like, "Please let me leave my high-profile & lucrative TV job! Take me baaaack!" 7:59 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Randazzoj
  18. @joegarden @meganganz Neither have I, but my reflexive snobbiness wants Battle Royale to be superior. 7:07 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to joegarden
  19. @joegarden I was just with @meganganz, who described it as the superior Hunger Games. Not true? 7:02 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to joegarden
  • Name Kyle Ryan
  • Location Chicago, IL
  • Web http://www.avclub...
  • Bio Managing editor, @TheAVClub & @TheOnion. Writer. Smartass.
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