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kyle_katarn

@CobraCommander: You've clearly never partied with British chicks. They're only uptight until about 8pm, then it's ON. 8:25 PM Jan 18th via Seesmic twhirl in reply to CobraCommander
@GeneralGrevious: You too, huh? 2:53 PM Jan 13th via Seesmic twhirl in reply to GeneralGrevious
...ow. I just woke up in a Ruby Bliels distillery wearing heels and a Mandalorian helmet. How long has it been since Life Day? 10:22 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
@Lord_Starkiller: Tell the difference? I'm getting @KyleKatarn locked up in the drunk tank and asking both if they wanna see my Bryar pistol 1:02 AM Dec 22nd, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to Lord_Starkiller
@KyleKatarn @Lord_Starkiller: Good point. 2:45 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to KyleKatarn
@KyleKatarn @Lord_Starkiller: I still say I'm the better-looking one. 2:43 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to KyleKatarn
@Lord_Starkiller: Who is this handsome imposter? 10:32 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to Lord_Starkiller
@CobraCommander: They talked to the fist. And the fist said "I'M KYLE KATARN, BITCH!" Before it punched them. 4:46 AM Dec 19th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to CobraCommander
The Dancing Ewoks have been officially outdone. youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfB… 2:40 AM Dec 19th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
@Lord_Starkiller: You know. If I'm lazy. 3:36 AM Dec 18th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to Lord_Starkiller
@Lord_Starkiller: It's a nice thought, but no. I'm gonna punch you in the face a few times, and then I'm gonna saber you in the something. 3:33 AM Dec 18th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to Lord_Starkiller
*smirks at @J_LukeSkywalker* 10:51 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
*Rides a Kell Dragon into the canteen area* *dismounts* Hi. Could I get a steak sandwich, and a Ruby Bliels, and a steak sandwich. 10:51 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
@CobraCommander: ...you evil bastard... 9:03 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to CobraCommander
I have a standing 10 credit bet that I can get @J_LukeSkywalker to say "Dammit, Katarn! You're a loose cannon!" So far, no luck. 3:33 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
@BestWorstAdvice: I'm available. Check out my beard, it adds a 6+ to virility. 2:12 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to BestWorstAdvice
@GeneralGrevious: Trust me, you don't need to get kicked out to deliver rogue rough justice. 2:02 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to GeneralGrevious
Settle a bet for me. Jan thinks that "the Sultan of Sulon" is not a totally badass nickname. I disagree. 1:42 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl
Did @mariceladpmr7 just spam me? Honey, I will Force Slap you so hard, the Yuuzhan Vong will sense a disturbance in the Force. 12:21 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to mariceladpmr7
@DanyTargaryen_: Yeah, but I've got a gun. And a beard. And magic powers. And a LASER SWORD. Kyle 1, Dark 0. 12:17 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via Seesmic twhirl in reply to DanyTargaryen_

Name Kyle Katarn
Location In the middle of a fight
Web http://starwars.w...
Bio A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I fly around in my ship (the Raven's Claw), shoot blasters, use the Force and generally kick ass.