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kurtmetzger

  1. @marcmaron What is the monolith? Only the greatest black leader of all time! 11:06 AM Mar 24th via web in reply to marcmaron
  2. Hoodies don't kill people. People from Florida kill people. 11:04 AM Mar 24th via web
  3. Like Santorum I think rape babies are a gift from God. Look, God is reaaaally old & he gives weird senile gifts sometimes so be cool. 2:19 PM Mar 18th via web
  4. I think we should all stop using the word "wigger", but only after wiggers have endured 400 years of being called wigger. 11:49 PM Mar 14th via web
  5. @CollierRobbie HAHA that's a great name! 10:26 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to CollierRobbie
  6. Is there a dating site yet for christians who want to cheat with other christians? 9:36 PM Mar 11th via web
  7. instead of taxing soda to prevent obesity they should make you use a straw and flap your arms a 1000 times a minute like a hummingbird. 5:36 PM Mar 11th via web
  8. Greta Van Susteren calling @louisck a pig? Talk about the pot calling the kettle a pig! She looks like her name should be Louis! 5:22 PM Mar 11th via web
  9. Do they have an internet dating service yet for Christians who wanna cheat? That's my idea don't take it. 5:25 PM Feb 29th via web
  10. I'm at Charlie Goodnights in Raleigh NC this thurs thru sunday. Come out if you live near there. 5:23 PM Feb 29th via web
  11. @DanSoder A parade Dan? Really? For one bathroom fuck? 10:40 AM Feb 17th via web in reply to DanSoder
  12. So white people won't be a majority in 2041, big deal. It's not like those are going to be the good years for owning America. 10:37 AM Feb 17th via web
  13. Isn't creepy when hillbilly Christians give their kids jew names? Jubilee Shalom? Fuck you, Jim Bob. Your kid should be Cletus 9:06 AM Feb 16th via web
  14. Dave Mustaine endorses Santorum! Changing band name to Megalife. 8:39 AM Feb 16th via web
  15. If I were gay I would never get married because I couldn't imagine having just one dude's butt the rest of my life. 12:23 AM Feb 16th via web
  16. How could they give Chris Brown a Grammy after what he did? The Grammys are an award for not punching your girlfriend right? 6:14 PM Feb 15th via web
  17. My girl is watching Say Yes To The Dress. I wish the whole show was just a gay guy slapping the shit out of the brides. "It's MY day!" SLAP 2:21 PM Feb 15th via web
  18. @JimNorton I just typed "Mr. P itunes" into google and it came up in itunes. Is that not it? 11:39 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to JimNorton
  19. Did anyone else get their special gal a gigantic vermont teddy bear for valentines? By "special" I mean "severely autistic" obviously. 10:07 PM Feb 14th via web
  20. I'm starting to seriously think about entering the fast paced world of trying to sell air jordans on facebook. 9:52 PM Feb 14th via web