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  1. Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
  2. Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
  3. I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.
  4. I feel and think much as you do,care about many of the things you care about,although most people don't care about them. You are not alone.
  5. I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read any more.
  6. Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
  7. We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
  8. My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things."
  9. If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.
  10. Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.
  11. Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
  12. I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
  13. Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you?
  14. I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.
  15. People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
  16. The arts put man at the center of the universe, whether he belongs there or not.
  17. So it goes.
  18. I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far.
  19. Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.
  20. True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.