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Kurt_Vonnegut

  1. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. about 5 hours ago via Tweetador
  2. Well, I just want to say that George W. Bush is the syphilis president. about 22 hours ago via Tweetador
  3. Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself. 8:00 AM May 28th via Tweetador
  4. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. 3:00 PM May 27th via Tweetador
  5. History, Read it and weep! 8:00 AM May 27th via Tweetador
  6. I have to say this in defense of humankind: No matter in what era in history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got there. 3:00 PM May 26th via Tweetador
  7. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. 8:00 AM May 26th via Tweetador
  8. Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes. 3:00 PM May 25th via Tweetador
  9. Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. 8:00 AM May 25th via Tweetador
  10. Humor is an almost physiological response to fear. 3:00 PM May 24th via Tweetador
  11. I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. 8:00 AM May 24th via Tweetador
  12. I feel and think much as you do,care about many of the things you care about,although most people don't care about them. You are not alone. 3:00 PM May 23rd via Tweetador
  13. I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read any more. 8:00 AM May 23rd via Tweetador
  14. Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy. 3:00 PM May 22nd via Tweetador
  15. We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. 8:00 AM May 22nd via Tweetador
  16. My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things." 3:00 PM May 21st via Tweetador
  17. If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. 8:00 AM May 21st via Tweetador
  18. Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled. 3:00 PM May 20th via Tweetador
  19. Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. 8:00 AM May 20th via Tweetador
  20. I can have oodles of charm when I want to. 3:00 PM May 19th via Tweetador