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  1. Going to push through and finish a story this weekend. No shit, Jack. The end is in sight. about 12 hours ago from web
  2. Nosehair keeps blowing out and tickling my chin. 6:36 AM Dec 10th from web
  3. Does anyone want a sequel to In the Hall of the Chess King? Remember, nobody actually saw Archibald Cheeks die, and Mr. Allegro is the wind. 4:51 AM Dec 10th from web
  4. Road crew outside just dug up part of a fraggle. 4:29 AM Dec 7th from web
  5. Candy-striped golem didn't impress anyone at holiday party, but their wounds smell like mint. 6:13 AM Dec 4th from web
  6. Angrily playing the fiddle at Timothy. 12:13 PM Dec 3rd from web
  7. Fired up the ass-kicking machine but left the parking brake on. Idiot! 8:49 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Lost my swagger somewhere in the back of Borders and then they closed down. 3:44 AM Dec 2nd from web
  9. My clothes are winkled too. 6:33 AM Nov 30th from web
  10. Slept through the holiday and now looking like Rip Van Winkle, feeling like Rob Van Winkle. 6:32 AM Nov 30th from web
  11. Not working tomorrow because of injuns. 7:39 AM Nov 25th from web
  12. Kimchi, what the hell is wrong with you? 5:11 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Today's episode: Me Llamo Murder 4:33 AM Nov 11th from web
  14. Drunk on cheap wine, frying bacon, whistling theme to A-Team. 2:42 PM Nov 9th from mobile web
  15. It's Friday, so that means nobody was watching the jellyfish tank and I'm short a few hobos now. 12:48 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. The drug testing kits here are called iCup. I See You Pee. I'm not proud that I still think like a second-grader. 4:54 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. Looking for building materials to cover up fourth wall. Tired of people laughing whenever I screw up. 9:51 AM Nov 3rd from web
  18. In retrospect, I shouldn't have spent so much time zombie-proofing everything. They're not real, and my house is a bitch to get into now. 3:35 AM Oct 26th from web
  19. Seeing my old wartime roller skates took me back to a place I didn't want to go. I should throw them away, but... 1:04 PM Oct 21st from web
  20. Old lady with an axe gave me a compliment. 3:57 AM Oct 13th from web
  • Name KurtMiller
  • Location Lawrenceville
  • Bio Proprietor of Hair Combing Galaxy, patent-holder for MagmASS seat warmers, lozenge enthusiast
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