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  1. "Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not." 4:30 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3:30 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  3. "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana." 2:30 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  4. Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?" 1:30 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  5. Worst IT Joke Award Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way! 11:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  6. "So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother." 10:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  7. You have a very powerful mind that can make anything happen as long as you keep yourself centered. 9:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  8. When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise 8:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  9. "What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman." 7:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  10. Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time? 6:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  11. Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school 5:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  12. "My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful. Well they do say that love is blind!" 4:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  13. Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light. 3:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  14. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away. 2:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  15. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 1:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  16. Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of /- 1 millionth. 12:30 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from API
  17. Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence? 11:30 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from API
  18. Worst IT Joke Award Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way! 10:30 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from API
  19. "If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?" 8:30 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from API
  20. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 7:30 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from API