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KungFuPastor

  1. Freak, jeep and beach. #heysnoopthosewordsdontryhme 5:56 AM May 29th via web
  2. Wait, if your best friend harry has a brother larry who's getting married, why would YOU be the best man? why didnt larry pick his brother? 5:55 AM May 29th via web
  3. very insightful and scary. "we are in a national, and perhaps global, Guy Disaster Mode that needs to be noticed..." cnn.com/2012/05/23/hea… 5:44 AM May 29th via web
  4. anybody else get chills when they see that tnt playoffs celtics "too old" promo? we can DO this man! #GOCELTICS! 6:24 PM May 16th via web
  5. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 it just is often disappointing how little attention source material gets. #daredevil #gl #tmntmichaelbay 10:04 AM May 16th via web
  6. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 can whedon write everything? (or would that give him TOO much power and turn him into bendis?!?!) 10:03 AM May 16th via web in reply to JLAvenger
  7. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 "look, van wilder with his mouth sown shut and cyclops eyes and swords in his arms! comic fans will love it!" 10:02 AM May 16th via web
  8. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 i mean, he plays every character like van wilder! "look, it's van wilder with a green ring!" #badmovieideas 10:00 AM May 16th via web
  9. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 they should make a movie where green lantern and deadpool team up to stop ryan reynolds from ruining them. 9:59 AM May 16th via web
  10. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 man, get the xmen away from fox! did anyone SEE what they did to deadpool? 9:57 AM May 16th via web in reply to JLAvenger
  11. @JLAvenger @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 right. just scrap it all. reboot! let's get a new set of x-men movies to get excited about! 9:51 AM May 16th via web in reply to JLAvenger
  12. @CBL1978 @WhaleyMAX the trilogy wasn't good. wolvie was just a brawler; he flails like he's never fought in his life... #justtonameonething 9:46 AM May 16th via web in reply to CBL1978
  13. @WhaleyMAX @CBL1978 yeah ditch the trilogy. it was magic to see wolvie on the screen the first time. but now all i think of is halle's hair. 9:45 AM May 16th via web in reply to WhaleyMAX
  14. @CBL1978 @WhaleyMAX and then do a second movie with the "international" team of storm, wolvie, colossus, nightcrawler, banshee, etc... 9:43 AM May 16th via web in reply to CBL1978
  15. @CBL1978 @WhaleyMAX I just want them to start over, do a "first class" that has beast, angel, jean, ice man and cyclops... 9:42 AM May 16th via web in reply to CBL1978
  16. If brian michael bendis was writing the new batman movie, hawkeye would get killed in it. 9:34 AM May 16th via web
  17. If john woo was directing the new batman movie, it would be 5 hours long, because half of it would be in slow motion. 9:33 AM May 16th via web
  18. if michael bay was directing the new batman movie, batman would be an alien and most of the movie would be about some random teenager. #tmnt 9:32 AM May 16th via web
  19. If ang lee was directing the new batman movie, Bane would be thirty feet tall, and would be batman's dad. 9:31 AM May 16th via web
  20. @RokkRevolution @JLAvenger When youre excited to see batman and robin, because at least its not batman and spoiler, u know somethings wrong. 9:08 AM May 16th via web in reply to RokkRevolution