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KungFuMariachi

  1. @LoveJamieO what? Where?
  2. @GarryShandling at least they all have untraceable cash
  3. Helped a friends neighbor vote for first time as an American. Old guy from Serbia cried after he cast his ballot. "i have a voice here"
  4. @wvltmichele buenos dias chica
  5. From hence forth until further notice I must be referred to as Tunco Maclovitch, cantina owner
  6. @JessykaPayne well hello ms hot bod
  7. @JessykaPayne release the inner child!
  8. @Super_McNasty95 uh. Maze. Not Mazda. Ugh
  9. @Super_McNasty95 it's like a maza
  10. @SarahFrechette @kellyinvegas how much champagne y'all poppin?
  11. @MsKansasState hope ya get college wasted
  12. @MsKansasState Feliz Berfday you crazy party gal
  13. @JessykaPayne @DaisyFuentes @kellyinvegas @SarahFrechette sunblock sunflower seeds and shots
  14. Nurse abduction to Galveston for breakfast n beach cruise. Very rad
  15. Good night. I'll see all y'all at the crack of noon
  16. Two great evenings with two different but awesome ladies both end in the early morning hours after dessert. Makes up for one bad luck event
  17. @jessi_daniella I need a pint. Stat!
  18. @kellyinvegas @SarahFrechette @kristaayne @DaisyFuentes @itskelliwithani @arbitral @JessykaPayne Drink scotch Tell a joke laugh out loud
  19. Channeling the Poet. Bushmills rocks. No suffering of fools this night. Up the republic and all that jazztastik kind of thing