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KungFuMariachi

@LoveJamieO what? Where? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LoveJamieO
@GarryShandling at least they all have untraceable cash about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GarryShandling
Helped a friends neighbor vote for first time as an American. Old guy from Serbia cried after he cast his ballot. "i have a voice here" about 24 hours ago via txt
@wvltmichele buenos dias chica 12:48 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wvltmichele
From hence forth until further notice I must be referred to as Tunco Maclovitch, cantina owner 12:00 AM May 29th via txt
UncleDynamite I don't know why ladies are so charged up about Activia. Ten ounces of Miracle Whip and a spoonful of Cholula sauce produce the same effect. 8:28 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by KungFuMariachi and 15 others
@JessykaPayne well hello ms hot bod 9:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JessykaPayne
@JessykaPayne release the inner child! 9:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JessykaPayne
@Super_McNasty95 uh. Maze. Not Mazda. Ugh 1:10 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Super_McNasty95
@Super_McNasty95 it's like a maza 1:10 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Super_McNasty95
@SarahFrechette @kellyinvegas how much champagne y'all poppin? 1:08 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@MsKansasState hope ya get college wasted 6:48 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MsKansasState
@MsKansasState Feliz Berfday you crazy party gal 6:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@JessykaPayne @DaisyFuentes @kellyinvegas @SarahFrechette sunblock sunflower seeds and shots 6:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Nurse abduction to Galveston for breakfast n beach cruise. Very rad 12:41 PM May 27th via txt
Good night. I'll see all y'all at the crack of noon 3:50 AM May 27th via txt
Two great evenings with two different but awesome ladies both end in the early morning hours after dessert. Makes up for one bad luck event 2:05 AM May 27th via txt
@jessi_daniella I need a pint. Stat! 9:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jessi_daniella
@kellyinvegas @SarahFrechette @kristaayne @DaisyFuentes @itskelliwithani @arbitral @JessykaPayne Drink scotch Tell a joke laugh out loud 9:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Channeling the Poet. Bushmills rocks. No suffering of fools this night. Up the republic and all that jazztastik kind of thing 8:50 PM May 26th via txt

Name John Carreon
Location Houston
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Bio I'm a Texas dude who goofs off way to much and got on here to perpetuate my awesomeness (Oh.. and I also use this to find stories for work..mostly)