KungFuBroccoli
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6 month dehydration diet results: lost 0.8 oz & shrank 63% but still as green as the day I sprouted. Heeeee-yaw!!!
7:52 PM Apr 21st
from twhirl
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After stalking my girlfriend for years I caught her in the act. Revenge will be swift once my heart stops breaking.
9:53 AM Apr 19th
from Twitterrific
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George Bush said "I don't like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid..." when Kung Fu Broccoli kicked my ass. Heeee-yaw!
5:03 PM Apr 18th
from twhirl
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Having a good floret day.
6:05 AM Apr 16th
from web
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Tofu's drunk on sake again. Shut the f*ck up. No one cares if you're full of protein & iron. You're a freakin' block of curdled soybeans.
8:07 PM Apr 14th
from web
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Broccoflower is the product of my uncle's dirty and torrid love affair with my 5th cousin once removed. The shame is like a stain.
8:15 PM Apr 13th
from twhirl
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♪Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Do do do do do do do do Those broccolis were fast as lightning.♪
12:19 PM Apr 12th
from twhirl
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Man, those carrots that moved in next door are s-e-x-y.
4:49 PM Apr 11th
from web
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I am green, cruciferous, swift, and deadly. I am Kung Fu Broccoli! Heeeeeee-yaw, bitches!
12:56 PM Apr 11th
from web
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- Name Kung Fu Broccoli
- Location The Crisper
- Bio Green, cruciferous, swift, and deadly
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