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  1. Ugh, everything tastes so weird to me lately. I can't tell if it's me or if I just need to go grocery shopping.
  2. Myspacebarisbrokenandnoweverythinglookslikeahashtag.#ohdearhashtagpandemonium
  3. @aheartofstars That's how I roll.
  4. There are so many nerds on this couch! All the ones that fell off my rope and then me, of course.
  5. My roommates are convinced that there's a menagerie of dead animals in their wall. We should send some cats in. I'm thinking 3, maybe 4.
  6. @aheartofstars Lol I'm so weird about it. I notice everyones'. I think it comes from reading all those Kevin Aucoin books as a teenager.
  7. @billwolff I'm assuming Ellie will be the flower girl.
  8. @aheartofstars I don't feel bad for anyone who does that to their eyebrows on purpose. Respect your eyebrows, people!
  9. There's a girl in my class whose combo of odd-shaped nose + freaky Elizabethan eyebrows = goblin. It's all I can think about when I see her.
  10. My head hurts. Just one more paragraph and a conclusion. I might leave the final edit for tomorrow.
  11. @rebeccatimms Ha! I wouldn't put it past you. But I'm leaving Twitter, lest I delay this paper so that suicide is my only option. Toodles!
  12. @DisplacedSnail You should have gone with left: mustache/no beard and right: no mustache/beard for a yin/yang effect.
  13. @rebeccatimms Clearly I'm also too lazy to leave my house or even my bed so...no.
  14. @rebeccatimms Iiiiii know. If only I didn't have to be near a laptop to write a paper. And don't say longhand because I'm far too lazy.
  15. I use so many transitions and equivocations when I write. I need to stage a repeat of my semicolon intervention for them.
  16. @rebeccatimms Can't help it! Twitter is like crack.
  17. Why the heck does my jaw feel so messed up? Am I a sleep-python?
  18. Why is there no caffeine in my house?! This does not bode well for this all-nighter I think I'll need to pull.
  19. Just typed 'abililities' and couldn't figure out why it was misspelled. Finals need to be over with a quickness.
  20. @schiffydick You forgot 'Return of Jafar.' And that Batman movie where George Clooney had rubber nipples.