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  1. @stevehuff You are blowing up my twitter page! about 18 hours ago from web
  2. @JeffKlinger That was a close one! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to JeffKlinger
  3. @JeffKlinger Oh so it's gonna be like that, is it? about 19 hours ago from web in reply to JeffKlinger
  4. @JeffKlinger I'm so flattered you think I have dignity. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to JeffKlinger
  5. Fuck my ass Glee was awesome 10:25 PM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
  6. @Randazzoj No I get out when all the suds are dead. 3:28 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to Randazzoj
  7. Funny or Thai tonight will be so awesome! I am too sick to go so can everyone else go in my place? Thanks. Pattaya Thai 8pm. Famous. 1:32 PM Dec 9th from web
  8. @elibraden oh, congratulations. That's wonderful. 11:24 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to elibraden
  9. I like standing in the shower so that two streams of water shoot off my tits like lasers, and pretending I'm massacring soap sud villages. 9:33 AM Dec 9th from WitStream
  10. RT @Jim_Hamilton: Who else is performing at R Bar tonight? How about Tig Notaro, Mary Lynn Rajskub and me! 9:00 pm. FREE. 3331 W. 8th St ... 6:10 PM Dec 8th from web
  11. Follow Monday! I vote for everyone to think @elibraden @robdelaney @randazzoj @stevehuff are cool. 4:30 PM Dec 7th from web
  12. Mark Wahlberg said there are plans for an Entourage movie. Oooh I really hope Vince and Mr.Big finally end up together! 3:32 PM Dec 7th from WitStream
  13. I am too sick to do Talk Show at Hyperion Tavern tonight, but you should brave the California rain and go! It will be worth your troubles. 3:28 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. My guitar smells like breath. 1:06 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  15. Come to the Steve Allen theatre at midnight tonight. I promise you'll like it. 8:59 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  16. I'm through boning hipsters. It's such a hassle getting the mustache wax out of my pubes. Don't even get me started on the PBR breath. 2:27 PM Dec 3rd from WitStream
  17. RT @DickTerrific: @KrystalGibbon ONLY eats Two Boots pizza. Seriously that's the only things she eats, ever. 11:29 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. Goodbye downtown loft! Hello echo park haunted apartment! http://tweetphoto.com/5635452 6:13 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  19. Alright friends, who wants a google wave invite? 10:49 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. I leave downtown and they decide to build a fresh & easy? Fuck me. 12:30 AM Nov 30th from UberTwitter