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  1. The way Robert Pattinson says Jacob makes me lol, WHY IS IT MAKING ME LOL?
  2. @billy_burke Happy Birthday, Famous Ladies Man!
  3. @Baroque_noMonet Oh no, that's awful. :/
  4. Important WoW Ladies Update: Page-A-Mod security hole plus a fix! http://is.gd/53Par
  5. @Baroque_noMonet Oh no! :( Do you think that's what you had, too?
  6. @strokesstarwars I think Roid Rage Jake is my favorite.
  7. @quarteringsea I am clean now, please feel free to lol. I was like SOMEONE JUST HIT ME IN THE HEAD THEY BETTER APOLOGIZE. JK its bird shit.
  8. @fordarkness It was a FML moment for sure.
  9. @fordarkness I was in the backyard at the fire pit roasting marshmellows and a bird shat on me. :( Everyone lol'd/.
  10. @strokesstarwars I think it's actually something like WANT ME TO PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL but I donut remember.
  11. @strokesstarwars MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I WILL PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.
  12. @inwardly Jerks, family...same thing. :P It was a good smore while it lasted.
  13. @inwardly It would have been funny if everyone didn't just lol and not help. :'(
  14. You know, making smores really gets ruined when a bird shits on your head. FML.
  15. @quarteringsea Unpossible.
  16. @YersyniaPestis I wanted a David. :(
  17. @quarteringsea OMFG LOL did you know how much you make me happy?
  18. @quarteringsea OMG sorry I fell asleep.
  19. @quarteringsea You sent me a limmerick?
  20. Maple ham jerky, GET IN MY BELLY.