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Kryptik

  1. I just want to take a nap in one of Drake's eyebrows, is that too much to ask? 10:51 PM May 17th via web
  2. New track I did with @WhiteCheddar203 and Frex for DJ Cubed's mixtape. Peep it: youtu.be/30iIjv5fs3A 8:38 PM May 7th via web
  3. Faaaack, music lost another one of the great ones today. R.I.P. #MCA of the #BeastieBoys 11:03 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android
  4. Peace to my homie @CyMat203rd, you are CT no matter where u go. One of the most talented & dedicated artists I've met, on some real shit. 10:43 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android
  5. @jessicaalba Hey Albs, it's Robbie. It's my birthday too, tweet me. Smooches. 8:43 PM Apr 28th via Mobile Web
  6. @thereal5am Hey remember that time #RickRoss spit a verse that didn't sound like every single other Rick Ross verse ever? Ya me neither. 8:07 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. I wonder what the guy who sang the chorus on Gangsta's Paradise is up to these days. 11:24 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. Hey remember last year when Charlie Sheen was popular for like 2 weeks? 7:51 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
  9. Last one- A hologram of Tupac's hologram will be playing Tupac's hologram in an upcoming film about the life & death of #Tupac 's #Hologram. 4:05 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  10. #Tupac 's #Hologram was shot leaving #Coachella last night. Witnesses claim seeing a Suge Knight hologram high fiving holograms of LA cops. 3:50 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  11. This just in, the #Tupac #Hologram will be replacing Soulja Boy in the upcomong remake of "Juice." 11:45 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  12. Diddy's got Biggie's #hologram in the studio right now recording 14 new albums. 10:16 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  13. #sunnydelight and #miraclewhip were both invented by the #illuminati 11:51 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for Android
  14. Jesus christ lady will you please answer your fucking pogo stick. #mostannoyingringtoneever 6:24 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for Android
  15. #whitneyhouston has been clean for 2 months now. #howtogeteveryoneontwittermadatyouinoneshot 3:35 PM Apr 10th via web
  16. @thereal5am #streetwizards #teamramrod 11:39 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for Android
  17. Happy New Year everyone. Bring it on Mayans!! #fuck2011 9:25 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  18. I want to have Kate Beckinsale's children. #brunettes 5:32 PM Dec 26th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  19. "Watch your step" signs are intentionally put there to make you trip while looking up to read them. #conspiracytheories 8:06 AM Dec 20th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  20. "The entire English language got together and sentenced me to death." - @CHINOXL 12:39 AM Dec 20th, 2011 via web
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