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Krud

  1. Why do I ever read the annoying comments on a YouTube video? And why does my boss have the windows open on an 85-degree day? =\ #GrumpyPants 39 minutes ago via web
  2. Dear subconscious: please stop having dreams that leave me acutely aware of my own finite mortality upon waking. Really makes the day drag. about 6 hours ago via web
  3. @BasioMeusPuga Ah, well, both versions were funny. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to BasioMeusPuga
  4. @BasioMeusPuga I run into the exact opposite problem, and keep having to look up meme explanation sites just so I can understand. o_O about 7 hours ago via web in reply to BasioMeusPuga
  5. I learned today that whether something is a fruit or a vegetable depends largely on whether one is talking botany or food groups. about 20 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  6. TV: "Exciting things are happening at Burger King!" Me: "See, it's that kind of statement that creates trust problems in our relationship." 7:18 PM May 27th via Favstar.FM
  7. @mo11ymonkey I appreciate that clarification, it makes me feel marginally better about myself. Well, maybe not, but I still appreciate it! 6:59 PM May 27th via web in reply to mo11ymonkey
  8. Watching "Return of the Jedi" on Spike. I think the scene where Luke tells Leia everything is better cinema than the entire prequel trilogy. 6:56 PM May 27th via web
  9. @introvertedwife Y'know, that actually makes total sense! Was it supposed to? 5:02 PM May 27th via web in reply to introvertedwife
  10. Dear People Who Left The Theater Just As The End Credits Started: Do you not know how these superhero movies work? 4:59 PM May 27th via Favstar.FM
  11. At first I thought Patrick Stewart was trending, but it turned out to be Danica Patrick and Tony Stewart and coincidental text alignment. 4:03 PM May 27th via web
  12. You know those parts of a live performance where the singer has the audience sing key phrases? This seems a bit patronizing at mall karaoke. 3:16 PM May 27th via web
  13. @mitdasein Yeah, tell him "Everyone knows the Duggars are just trying too hard." 3:15 PM May 27th via web in reply to mitdasein
  14. @jujujulieta That is totally doable! Just hit the triangle button next to the volume. You're welcome. 3:11 PM May 27th via web in reply to jujujulieta
  15. Went to a $5 matinee of The Avengers. Was totally worth it. (I also sprang for the extra $2.50 for 3D. I am undecided if that was worth it.) 2:07 PM May 27th via web
  16. @LadyRowyn Yes, I did, and no, it doesn't. 2:05 PM May 27th via web in reply to LadyRowyn
  17. @mo11ymonkey Yes, Dennis, thank you. I don't know where I got Todd from. Unless Jack called him that at some point. 2:05 PM May 27th via web in reply to mo11ymonkey
  18. There definitely seems to be a finite amount of comfortable seating in the world. #UnnecessaryObservations 10:26 PM May 26th via Favstar.FM
  19. @PopCulLibrn That article was as informative as it was depressing. *frowns at intellectually capped brain* 7:04 PM May 26th via web in reply to PopCulLibrn
  20. @mocoddle Oh wait, I was wrong. It had merely sprung fully written and illustrated from my imagination, but doesn't yet exist in your world. 6:31 PM May 26th via web in reply to mocoddle