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  1. I take it back; three glasses and she's not so bad after all
  2. There is not enough red wine on the planet to make me like this woman.
  3. He never comes in on Thursdays
  4. @racecarboobtat rofl... Omg, you just described my life!!
  5. Like clockwork; I can always count on a misunderstanding when I'm just looking for reassurance.
  6. Saying: you look fine! Thinking: not even with Photoshop...
  7. @JenXer rofl.. I can't think of a better person to think like!
  8. @racecarboobtat I am a firm believer in Internet solutions; pretty sure the secret to the universe is on there somewhere. ;)
  9. Who needs a mechanic? I have Google.
  10. @ninbroken52 You named your dog Dexter? You are so awesome.
  11. There's a fine line between patience and stupidity.
  12. Soggy morning...
  13. "Bright and early" does not apply to my world. Waking up BEFORE daylight is not part of my plan
  14. Bed feels exceptionally comfy on a cold morning..
  15. Man driving down I45 with head hanging out and hood up. I have now seen it all in Houston.
  16. @racecarboobtat I like to make a statement.. Lmao
  17. @elegantmachines ROFL
  18. @rolnthdr How did you know????
  19. @elegantmachines Can you do Yoda??? I need a favor.
  20. Sometimes I wish I were a monkey so I could fling poo at people.