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  1. Thrift store shopping in Seattle...but of course! Top buy? A t shirt emblazoned with none other than ODB. Result
  2. Anybody want to give me a job?
  3. Just saw morrissey hanging out in Seattle. He looked well.
  4. Impeccable soundtrack, too: The Knife, Felix Da Housecat, LCD Soundsystem, plus a Barley mag called 'Death & Taxes' to thumb through. Nice.
  5. Had my barnet chopped in the building where Nirvana played their first paid gig earlier. It's alright!
  6. Seattle is so ace that I have to question why on earth Kurt Cobain shot his own head off. He must have been mad or something.
  7. Farewell Borders: I'll try not to miss your racks of laughably overpriced, pompous culture rags.
  8. Amtrak trains are the next level shit.massive seats, microbrew beers,jovial staff and cheap fares.it's alright!
  9. I'll shortly be heading to the land of starbucks, sub pop and, er, selebrity suicide: seattle! It's alright!
  10. I am in pain now. Owch.
  11. Banff is bloody marvelous, all the lifts are open already! Ace day.
  12. @DuncanHiggitt More to the point, does said War of the Worlds have the ripping Jeff Wayne soundtrack?
  13. @calvinharris Has anybody, ever, in the history of the world, used the phrase "Swindon was great fun!" before? Not likely...
  14. @duceythechimp she's clearly never had one if my award-winning chilis.
  15. @Keldo 'Curds of Sperm' sounds like a Plan B-approved hipster noisecore outfit....
  16. http://www.guardian.co.uk/l... confirming my belief that Kate moss is a truly awful human.
  17. @buzzin_fly fashion them into a few pairs of ethical strides.
  18. @MarpleLeaf Have you heard their most recent? It's of equal, though less bombastic, brilliance.
  19. http://yfrog.com/1dpqsj Absolute chaos this morning.
  20. @kristanjcaryl I'm trying to think of some tedious sexist comment to do willoghby's heaving bosom,but my brain has stopped working.