Profile_bird

Hey there! Kristen_Arnett is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Kristen_Arnett's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Kristen_Arnett

  1. Can't get the Tekken theme out of my head. Quick, someone play me the midi version of Zelda about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @mskathy Oh gross, what are you reading? about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to mskathy
  3. @OCD_indeed that made me want to barf and cry all at the same time *DRY HEAVES* about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to OCD_indeed
  4. @mskathy GOD, I miss you. This week is from hell and it's only Monday. I wanna sing you a slow jam like Usher to dedicate my love about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to mskathy
  5. @OCD_indeed christ help us all, it's freaking me out! about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to OCD_indeed
  6. The show "Hoarders" makes me afraid for humanity about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. @ramonaquimb HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm sorry I missed your rollerskatin' good times party. Being a mom makes me at least 50% less cool about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ramonaquimb
  8. jebus christo, where the hell did that just come from? about 11 hours ago from web
  9. @breakdownslowly oh CHRIST that's bad! Here's one I just found http://www.fanfiction.net/s... about 14 hours ago from web in reply to breakdownslowly
  10. @littlesecret84 I can't form coherent thought because I just read your threesome and my loins are on fire. Sweet Jesus Christ about 14 hours ago from web in reply to littlesecret84
  11. Worst typo in a FF summary ever: "bella was raped by a GAY in phoenix" about 14 hours ago from web
  12. @mskathy I'm wearing it right now and snickering. Funniest gift ever, dude about 15 hours ago from web in reply to mskathy
  13. @mrmonkeybottoms "I AM A GROWN MAN, NOT A POWDERED DONUT, AND THESE CONTACTS HURT, OKAY?" I can't stop laughing about 15 hours ago from web in reply to mrmonkeybottoms
  14. Did you hear me, @mskathy ? My anniversary gift was a PEARL NECKLACE. It's like I'm sending out the perv signal to you like Batman about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. @3QCMagic @aerogare congrats all around! about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to 3QCMagic
  16. My gift was a pearl necklace. I am LOLing forever about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. @aerogare it's our five year today! about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to aerogare
  18. My anniversary present has a Jane trading card in the top. I'm scared. http://tweetphoto.com/5622037 about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  19. @JBugNR IKR? I was snorting to myself like an idiot while I read it about 17 hours ago from web in reply to JBugNR
  20. @annanabanana omfg, that article is one of the funniest things I've ever read about 17 hours ago from web in reply to annanabanana