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  1. And they all lived Happily Ever After???______ THE END. _______*closes book*
  2. @tomdefeat The Beginning is Nigh.
  3. @joss_smale I didn't think you ever would be.
  4. @Jamiehailstone Has the best hoover in the west. Fact.
  5. The End is Nigh
  6. @KarenGarrard We should have an official Delirious poo song day to mark the end. Could be like "White Ribbon Day". Just with poo involved.
  7. Risk: Threat of a damage or loss caused by vulnerabilities, which may be neutralized through pre-mediated action.
  8. Currently in my house there is something inextinguishably funny about replacing ANY song lyric for the word "poo".
  9. @SimonParkin You sure? What about being Strangled? Or Set on Fire? Hanged? Suffocated? Drowned? Or Quartered perhaps? Ouch. VULNERABLE!
  10. @SteveWINton DJ Pimp and his magic thumbs. http://yfrog.com/3gjivj
  11. Where are my Pj's + lipstick? Where is the parade? Where is my mom scowling at my dad for trying to put out paper plates instead of china?
  12. @iamKevinClay Are you on the Nashville train? Come on.
  13. To God. I have recently realized that girls only get 1 "Non Hormonal" week out of a month. How is that fair?
  14. @velocitygirl This is the reason you want me next door. Isn't it. http://bit.ly/8WtFJa (via @tomdefeat)
  15. @iamKevinClay Cuz if you start high.. the worst is that you only go down a little. Where if you start low?? Don't go all clever on me....
  16. @tomdefeat That is SO what you are getting from me for Christmas next year.
  17. Unrealistic expectations are good for the soul.
  18. @stugless Thanks but i think i will pass. I can't even spell very well.
  19. @tomdefeat I just watched it again. You made your point. I seriously feel sick. Also: Was that lady holding a red, white + blue teddy bear?
  20. @tomdefeat Didn't you realize that was the EXACT reason I am moving there. 6 hours drive baby!!! (Stop me... seriously STOP me)