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  1. K: "Marian sorry I'm not ready I'll be another couple of minutes, I'm sorry I'm running late. And Nick is naked." 2:03 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  2. K: "Would you like to have a-jiggy-jiggy wid someone who looks like a boy?", M: "uuuuuuh... No." 4:41 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  3. K: "Ripples, like nipples!", M: "No, ripples. Ripples of light", K: "Light nipples!" 4:34 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  4. M: [Doodling Venom - http://bit.ly/2YOjT9], K: "What you doing? Drawing big willies!!!" 1:30 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  5. K: "Where is that place you go to? Vegetable?" M: "Eh?" K: "That vegetable place." M: "Ohhhhh.... Whitstable!" 5:50 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  6. K: "What is coulis?" M: "like a french sauce." K: "fuj!" [Trans: "Eurgh!"] 7:40 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  7. M: "... she seemed a bit insincere to me.", K: "... like dressing the dead person in flowers." 6:09 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  8. M: "My boss is asking how many drinks it takes for me to fall over... What do I say?!", K: "One hundred and a half." 1:50 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  9. "I saw you wavin, thought I was being attacked by homeless person." 2:13 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  10. "Is he pernament?" 2:11 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  11. K: "What should I put in [my design]?", M: "What about a little dog?', K: "You dog yourself!!" 4:20 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. K: [Starts a conversation] "Marian it says design: fridge creative!", M: "Hahahaha! What???" 2:57 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. M: "Karolina Kret!! Are you ignoring me?" K: "Slowelly." 6:55 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  14. "I tell you, I'm being copywriter." 2:10 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  15. "I don't mind watching big willies and naked pussies." 5:00 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  16. M: "Can I ask some girl advice?" K: "If it is worth to change sex, NO!" 4:30 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  17. "You got to go to dat place - Pussy and Owlcat or someting." 1:04 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  18. "i have got cheese overdose syndrome" 7:52 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  19. "I am having to use all my body strength just to burn off this cheese!!" 1:25 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  20. "They [Waitrose] have no white mushrooms. When I need white mushrooms as a child I just go to forest and pick dem with my grandmother!!!" 8:07 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  • Name Kretology
  • Location London
  • Bio Kretka is one of my best friends. She has an amazing way with words, these are just a few of the things she says...
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