Krashenbern
- SNL (DragonConTV) Firelight : 39 minutes ago from web
- @ Nay, tens of hundredsabout 13 hours ago from txt
- @ I don't remember sending anything from a movie.6:53 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Every few months I come up with a really awesome tweet.
It's not this one - I'm just letting you know. I do.3:17 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit. Act accordingly and you'll rule this place.3:15 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to spreelanka
- @ Don't be the boss that puts the MBA in dumbass.3:14 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ Maybe this sounds obvious, but no matter what, don't stare into the hole of your penis while peeing.3:11 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ A short list of what's keeping you down:
1. The flu.
2. Gravity.
3. Whitey.3:02 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ should work at a call center and when people start getting rude, transfer them to Pizza Hut, because that really pisses them off3:00 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ Your perpetual emotion machine violates the LOLs of physics.2:58 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you.2:55 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ You can't choose your family, but you can choose the mannequins you get to play them in your basement diorama.2:55 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ I still think of you whenever I smell old books or hear babies crying or get kicked in the nuts or see you on Girls Gone Wild.2:54 PM Nov 6th from web
- I really enjoy the smell of baking bread. I bet it would be cool to work at a bakery, except that goin to work at 3am shit. Yeah, fuck that.11:22 AM Nov 6th from web
- This rum is terrible. But in its defense, it is Budwieser.9:19 PM Nov 5th from txt
- - Movember - AOM - Day 3 Clean shaven for work again, but the stubble shines forth- Handlebars begin!11:27 AM Nov 5th from TwitPic
- It seems other stuff, including the toilet-slip that envisioned a Flux Capacitor happened today: 10:23 AM Nov 5th from web
- I am reminded that today is the 5th of November,
the day when we all remember
that awful time when
they shaved Natalie Portman's head.10:11 AM Nov 5th from web
- - Movember - AOM - Day 3 I'm growing facial hair in November to raise awareness for how creepy I can look. I mean "1:41 PM Nov 4th from TwitPic
- By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus.9:55 AM Nov 4th from web
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- Name Burn Pelton
- Location Destroy Tucker, Georgia
- Web http://doc-krashe...
- Bio Doctor Krashenbern. Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
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