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Krashenbern

  1. @kg4uzj Your plot is working better than you'd planned... Captain Ron is in charge of this vessel!
  2. @guitarhester I do believe he said, "I'm Alec Balds, bitch. What did the five fingers say to the face?"
  3. Let's play the shape guessing game! twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  4. Double tree hilton in biscayne bay, Miami: I AM CHECKED INTO YOU! #gloat #nomorereallife
  5. We've ben lied to. No one has said "Welcome to Miami (buenvenido a miami)"
  6. ... That really drives you insa-a-a-ane! Let's do the #safetycardtimewarp again! Lets do the #safetycardtimewarp again! twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  7. But it's the pelvic thru-u-ust... twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  8. Bring your knees in tight! #safetycardtimewarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  9. Put your hands on your hips... #safetycardtimewarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  10. And then a step to the right. #SafetyCardTimeWarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  11. Its just a jump to the left twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  12. In order to catch a plane, first one must think like a plane.
  13. @Lissa_Jo as I opened the door to work this morning, I caught a flash of Dad in the reflection. I think I have to take this coat onna boat
  14. Reminder when I logged into my work computer this morning. @Lissa_Jo twitter.com/Krashenbern/st…
  15. @tehender I could find a use for it, even if it's just bed-facebook
  16. Survive three work days. THEN vacation with loved ones. Forget the real world and dive "unda da see." Six days of Bahamian magic; come to me
  17. @Lissa_Jo Dinner will be ready when you get here.
  18. It's a strange experience watching a @LAKings game, and not getting play-by-play tweets from @wilw. Strange, and also less good. #GoKINGS
  19. iPhone using friends/tweeps: Ticket to Ride Pocket for iPhone is currently free on the App Store! What are you waiting for?