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Krashenbern

@kg4uzj Your plot is working better than you'd planned... Captain Ron is in charge of this vessel! 10:26 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
@guitarhester I do believe he said, "I'm Alec Balds, bitch. What did the five fingers say to the face?" 5:02 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to guitarhester
Let's play the shape guessing game! twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 6:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Double tree hilton in biscayne bay, Miami: I AM CHECKED INTO YOU! #gloat #nomorereallife 6:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
We've ben lied to. No one has said "Welcome to Miami (buenvenido a miami)" 1:21 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
... That really drives you insa-a-a-ane! Let's do the #safetycardtimewarp again! Lets do the #safetycardtimewarp again! twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:06 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
But it's the pelvic thru-u-ust... twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Bring your knees in tight! #safetycardtimewarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:03 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Put your hands on your hips... #safetycardtimewarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:03 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
And then a step to the right. #SafetyCardTimeWarp twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:02 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Its just a jump to the left twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 11:00 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
In order to catch a plane, first one must think like a plane. 6:05 AM May 24th via web
@Lissa_Jo as I opened the door to work this morning, I caught a flash of Dad in the reflection. I think I have to take this coat onna boat 5:44 AM May 23rd via web in reply to Lissa_Jo
Reminder when I logged into my work computer this morning. @Lissa_Jo twitter.com/Krashenbern/st… 4:58 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
@tehender I could find a use for it, even if it's just bed-facebook 5:35 PM May 21st via web in reply to tehender
Survive three work days. THEN vacation with loved ones. Forget the real world and dive "unda da see." Six days of Bahamian magic; come to me 6:07 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@Lissa_Jo Dinner will be ready when you get here. 3:45 PM May 20th via web in reply to Lissa_Jo
It's a strange experience watching a @LAKings game, and not getting play-by-play tweets from @wilw. Strange, and also less good. #GoKINGS 1:17 PM May 20th via web
iPhone using friends/tweeps: Ticket to Ride Pocket for iPhone is currently free on the App Store! What are you waiting for? 12:15 PM May 18th via web
Path_To Be the 100th person to RT this and win a @Nest thermostat from path.to instagr.am/p/KdiJz0K133/ #IWNY 10:14 AM May 16th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Krashenbern and 380 others

Name Burn Pelton
Location Destroy Duluth, Georgia
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Bio Doctor Krashenbern. Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.