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  1. SNL (DragonConTV) Firelight : http://bit.ly/1OWdeW
  2. @kg4uzj Nay, tens of hundreds
  3. @Spreelanka I don't remember sending anything from a movie.
  4. Every few months I come up with a really awesome tweet. It's not this one - I'm just letting you know. I do.
  5. @spreelanka The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit. Act accordingly and you'll rule this place.
  6. @M1ndbender2 Don't be the boss that puts the MBA in dumbass.
  7. @AgentBraddick Maybe this sounds obvious, but no matter what, don't stare into the hole of your penis while peeing.
  8. @eriktheawful A short list of what's keeping you down: 1. The flu. 2. Gravity. 3. Whitey.
  9. @WasOutHard should work at a call center and when people start getting rude, transfer them to Pizza Hut, because that really pisses them off
  10. @tehender Your perpetual emotion machine violates the LOLs of physics.
  11. @OhLaDaniV Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you.
  12. @kg4uzj You can't choose your family, but you can choose the mannequins you get to play them in your basement diorama.
  13. @Figiness I still think of you whenever I smell old books or hear babies crying or get kicked in the nuts or see you on Girls Gone Wild.
  14. I really enjoy the smell of baking bread. I bet it would be cool to work at a bakery, except that goin to work at 3am shit. Yeah, fuck that.
  15. This rum is terrible. But in its defense, it is Budwieser.
  16. http://twitpic.com/odxyh - Movember - AOM - Day 3 Clean shaven for work again, but the stubble shines forth- Handlebars begin!
  17. It seems other stuff, including the toilet-slip that envisioned a Flux Capacitor happened today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
  18. I am reminded that today is the 5th of November, the day when we all remember that awful time when they shaved Natalie Portman's head.
  19. http://twitpic.com/oa89h - Movember - AOM - Day 3 I'm growing facial hair in November to raise awareness for how creepy I can look. I mean "
  20. By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus.