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Kpartyawesome

Kid on the subway is laughing like the beginning of Are You Afraid of the Dark, I should stake her I think, 'rents don't know what she is about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
You know what they say: "I farted" about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
If this fart's a knockin' don't...Uh... LOOK: I FARTED OK? about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Keith Morrison is an artist, murder is his paint, and MY MIND IS HIS CANVAS about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@spergers @haha_what Puba Gooding Jr about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to spergers
You guys ever just get excited that we get to eat food? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Telling me not to touch my eyes in a house w/ cats, which I'm allergic to, is like when a guy told Kevin Arnold not to think about a camel about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My favorite porn? How about a fucking mirror 7:13 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
"I remember how it all began: with the unexpected death of my father" is how the cartoon JEM begins, FYI 11:23 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Watching Ghostbusters and it's the part when Dana is possessed by Zuul and I realized that's how I act when I'm drunk 10:22 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Jillian Michaels looks pretty good for someone who hasn't seen her reflection in a mirror her whole "life" 8:06 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Padma Lakshmi just entered the bar I'm in. Where's my medal 7:19 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
"Got a machine head/better than the rest/green to red/MUST BE THE HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD" My way is better 5:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@JasonRyanTweets THANKS!!!! 5:12 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JasonRyanTweets
Sometimes in Bush's Machine Head, Rossdale sounds like instead of saying Machine Head, he's saying "Must be the head" LOL MUST BE THE HEAD 5:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Secret Saturday: Once I got stuck in a mosh pit at a Bush concert so THAT'S WHO YOU FOLLOW ON TWITTER 4:59 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha how do people meet people 4:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Sometimes a fart is just a fart, ok? All these guys trying to look for hidden meanings 5:44 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Someone looked at a regular fry and was like can someone please make this shit curly?! That's my stand up act, that "joke" 4:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
"It's Raining Men" is on & I confronted @lanyardquirk with the lyric "I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet." She's different now 4:20 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone