Get short, timely messages from Fraulein Klein.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @KourtneyKlein.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow KourtneyKlein to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

KourtneyKlein

@Robb_Torres i like.... Synth pop... A lot. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Robb_Torres
diplo the main thing i learned from mad men is that being a woman totally sucks about 12 hours ago via web Retweeted by KourtneyKlein and 283 others
TheIlluminati Manage fear, manage life. about 8 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by KourtneyKlein and 3345 others
Time4Depression It's been a nice three-day weekend, but now it's time to go back to being horrible at your job. about 18 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by KourtneyKlein and 43 others
@VickVolts LOLOLOL! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to VickVolts
curtsmith Is it just me or is Sting's "Fields Of Gold" one of the most hideous pieces of pretentious wank ever recorded? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by KourtneyKlein and 27 others
OMGFacts The sport of Ferret Legging consists in measuring how long you can keep a ferret in your pants! Details --> omgf.ac/ts/ESj about 16 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by KourtneyKlein and 334 others
@Ryanthelonevamp depends on the clothing too. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Ryanthelonevamp
I like peeing outside. Im a wild animal. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@Fillips74 whoooa yes! 2/4 3:10 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to Fillips74
@linusdotson @steveagee me three! 10:26 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to linusdotson
@stevenharlow helllll yeah!!! We gots to keep shoveling da shit! Haha 11:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to stevenharlow
@MesserFan my phone has crappy service i cant open it :( drat! 11:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
@MesserFan i use a lot..... A lot. 10:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to MesserFan
Mark Zuckerburg likes, 'Likes' ...... A lot. 10:16 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
@Ryanthelonevamp hell yeah! Unfortunately its boarderline unlistenable. 10:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Ryanthelonevamp
Mark Zuckerburg likes facebook...... A lot. 10:12 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Barack Obama wants to be president again..... A lot. 10:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Skrillex likes to wear glasses ..... A lot. 10:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Deadmau5 likes mouse ears.... A lot. 10:08 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android

Name Fraulein Klein
Location Los Angeles
Bio I was once a classically trained mallet player, then I played drums. (Nitzer Ebb and Combichrist) Now I produce jokes and electronic music..in my underwear.