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  1. Being in Kentucky is like being in Charlotte, but with more dumbass red necks. And more country music. And more fucking your sister.
  2. I don't know who the fuck this skank is on SNL but she needs to stop this Cher act. And Jack from Will & Grace does a better Cher.
  3. I think I need an Archos tablet with a rather large HD to replace my iPod Nano.
  4. OMG I need a Nokia N900. I thin it's absolutely necessary I own a phone that will run an SNES emulator.
  5. @BlakeAnthony You!
  6. @MasterEvilAce I don't know, I didn't think people still used condoms. Except the one on my phone so I can practice safe sexting!
  7. @artsyfartsyMERE You should've brought pumpkin cake back for HK!
  8. @ElliotInTheRain it's a bot
  9. Buying neon scented condoms at the gas station for .75 cents!
  10. Buying KY in KY
  11. Louisville is pretty. I'm tempted to buy a baseball bat and fuck some shit up.
  12. Traveling has made me grateful to my dad for giving me all that travel sized soap and mini bottles of liquor.
  13. Eating at White Castle! They have cheese sauce. No wonder this place is a fucking stoner's dream. I feel like I should've smoked a bowl.
  14. Four story Crate & Barrel. I am in yuppie paradise.
  15. I'm moving to Chicago. There's so many places with liquid cheese!
  16. I can hear the subway running underneath the street.
  17. @c0nspire thinks stop signs are suggestions, not mandatory.
  18. There is an Asian woman named Princess who is trying to open a stack of magazines with a staple remover.
  19. @englishinvader Because it's delicious.
  20. @WillyAnthony The best part of the movie is in the previews. #realthing