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  1. #certaingirls need to stop showing flesh and expecting intelligent conversation!
  2. #certaingirls need to just come out and say "Hi my name is Pia and i'm a hoe"
  3. #certaingirls need to stop acting like the whole world don't know their history!
  4. enough on #certainman now for #certaingirls
  5. #certainman need to speak to women with manners and if you do and she still acts rude tell that ugly bitch about herself! Real Talk!
  6. #certainman need to know that if you get a booking get you money when you arrive! Promoters don't give a shit these days and will try it.
  7. #certainman need to understand that drinking champagne don't mean your balling! It means you can buy champange!
  8. #certainman need to know that making jokes about muslims on stage was never funny and now your a wanted comedian for all the wrong reasons.
  9. #certainman need to know i brought you in and i can take you out!
  10. #certainman need to know i love what i do and because you like what i do you will never get the results i get!
  11. #certainman would have no career if facebook went down! Alie @mrplay
  12. #certainman need to stop taking phontos of other people and take a picture of how they look! But the stop taking pics after that!
  13. #certainman call call themselves the best comedian but i'd rather be number #1
  14. #certainman Go gym but forget that a workout aint gonna change their face!
  15. #certainman promote just to get girls! Can you pay your bills with them hoes???
  16. #certainman need to know chatting shit to girls about me only make them curious!
  17. Blame @tazerblack for what i'm about to do on this #certainman topic! Ha ha ha
  18. #ablacksanta would be smoking weed coming down the chimney!
  19. #ablacksanta would have all his toys in a ruck sack!
  20. #ablackasanta would have a outfit made in Red Valour by Patrick Kevin