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KoalaInChicago

@Kevin_Ketchum :((((( about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kevin_Ketchum
I want a Slurpee. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@EliTheLatteBoy noooo! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EliTheLatteBoy
@MegAnneGarry no, I don't have pants on right now about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MegAnneGarry
@MaxLHad @kevin_ketchum *hates you both so much right now* about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MaxLHad
I HEAR PUPPIES BARKING OUTSIDE! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bkshlfpro nope about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bkshlfpro
@SKRUGS what about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SKRUGS
But COME ON. I am pretty sure that most people would agree with me about everything I say about him. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"So you were called a crack baby. Why is that?" God, Ryan Murphy. Stop it, please. Just stop it. Maybe I shouldn't tweet this stuff. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bkshlfpro Because everything he touches is quickly destroyed and stripped of its quality. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bkshlfpro
God, could you imagine if I auditioned for 'Glee'? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Ryan Murphy makes my soul cry. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bkshlfpro He makes my soul cry. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bkshlfpro
I think The Glee Project casting directors were like, "let's get as many people with disabilities as possible!!! MILK THE EMOTIONS!! Milk!" about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bkshlfpro I miss people! Heh. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bkshlfpro
@bkshlfpro True. :/ about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bkshlfpro
@filmcave Yeah. It's sad. :/ about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to filmcave
My suicide note will read as follows: Ryan Murphy... That faggot cunt. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I hate what Glee has turned into. I'm watching The Glee Project Casting Special and contemplating slitting my wrists for being gay. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Amby Ray
Location Chicago, IL
Web http://koalainchi...
Bio Student. Writer. Anti-hipster. Judgemental prick. Feline lover. Dog owner. GIF watcher. Bread eater. Oxygen user. Noun.